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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Have you tried Harry's new aftershave? It's the Post-Shave Balm!

    By SirVizzle,
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    • 471 views

  2. Have you tried that new chapstick? It's da balm!

    By SirVizzle,
    • 0 replies
    • 418 views

  3. I'll poop when I'm dead

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 350 views

  4. they out of corn all a sudden, puddin?

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 2 replies
    • 674 views

  5. Well I’ll be dammed and a reservoir will form behind me.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 393 views

  6. There are some who say that it was in fact Timmy who cracked corn...

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 438 views

  7. “Gulliver’s rollover endeavor revolved around the governor’s forthcoming volumizing vacuum referendum,” he phonated with an effluvient guffaw.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 475 views

  8. In other news: I love you, Linda. Please come back to me. And now here's Linda with the weather

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 314 views

  9. Gunshy fun guy seeks one night bum fight with sum bi cum spy

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 430 views

  10. During the next ice age I would hate to be one of those people who freak out over flag burning because they're going to have to make a choice (cont)

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 503 views

  11. Cock a doodle do as I say, not as I dooby-dooby-do

    By Pure Guava,
    • 0 replies
    • 416 views

  12. Oh man, she really opened up a can of worms last night which was fortunate because I'm a talking catfish and hadn't eaten since breakfast.

    By Pure Guava,
    • 0 replies
    • 434 views

  13. My cum tree tis of seed, skeet land of jizzlery, on thee I schwing!

    By greazey_bob,
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    • 384 views

  14. Do dromedary and Andromeda resemble each other enough to suffice as a catchphrase-worthy play on words?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 553 views

  15. Mister Malaka’s being very Voblex about Captain Puke Fish’s Shampoodler fetish; if only DaleCooperBlack had some classic greazy-bob Frenchfries with P

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 1 reply
    • 688 views

  16. I’d give my left nut for five minutes alone with your furry squirrel-lady friend.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 310 views

  17. The orginal "Undercover Boss" featured her majesty Queen Elizabeth undercover dressed as a Buckingham Palace guard.

    By Frenchfries,
    • 0 replies
    • 477 views

  18. Cornrows were developed in 1772 when row men would sell corn to the natives. It was an attempt to copy the style of the cooler natives.

    By Frenchfries,
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    • 348 views

  19. Diamond's are a girl's best friend, but existential horror is forever. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.

    By The Shrekronomicon,
    • 0 replies
    • 386 views

  20. Loki's low-key lanky lemur's favorite bone besides the femur's seen between both scheme and schemer.

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 428 views

  21. Moskeeters aint thonly fossil't get trapped in amber cuz what about that little ole johnny depp feller there, gyuhch?!

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 361 views

  22. T minus ate seconds? Well what he have for firsts?

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 483 views

  23. Jack slew the mighty giant. Then he slew his giant wife. There's a sex tape of it but you gotta sift through the sea of midget porn to find it.

    By Frenchfries,
    • 0 replies
    • 454 views

  24. I'm an Ionian but I don't own Ian, in fact I owe Ian an odious Odeum of appropriate opprobrium

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 486 views

  25. i have never been in a corn maze but i'm amazed by corn nevertheless

    By ieatpants,
    • 1 reply
    • 542 views
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