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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I don't care if you're Robin or Alan - as long as it's Thicke 

    By Filthypilgrims,
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  2. Mr. Gorbachev - Wear brown this fall!

    By Filthypilgrims,
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  3. In France this month is known as Froggy Doggy. And Christmas dinner is known as La Grande Poop.

    By SideofMcG,
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  4. Swing low Sweet Chariot. Go for their kneecaps Sweet Chariot. Why did I call my axe Sweet Chariot?

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. My girlfriend just dumped me. Call me Michael, because I’m Chiklis.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  6. The song remains the same, because my Led Zeppelin CD keeps skipping.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  7. Converting to Judaism took a lot of work, but it was worth it to cover up my bald spot.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  8. I only do the deed while I listen to Creed.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  9. I don’t think that’s what your doctor meant when he told you to put more vegetables in your body.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  10. A bird in the hand is good, but in today's economy, those two bush birds are looking even better.

    By AquaGoat,
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  11. Suffering from Shingles and Ready to Mingle!

    By SideofMcG,
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  12. Comedy Bang Bang is filmed in front of a live studio audience. In stereo where available. I bet we've been together for a million years!

    By SideofMcG,
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  13. Your mother's a crisis actor. And she's up for an award! Congratulations!

    By SideofMcG,
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  14. And this little French Mensch went, "Oui, oui, oui, all the way Shalom!"

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  15. They can hula hoop but they can't cure that croup.

    By SideofMcG,
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  16. Uh, wickey wild wild Wicky wicky wild Wickey wild, wicky wicky wild wild wild welcome!

    By sunjockey,
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  17. We believe in God, the Father, the Almighty, maker of heaven and earth, and all that is seen and unseen ON OPPOSITE DAY!

    By sunjockey,
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  18. We didn't start the fire. No we didn't light it but we also didn't try to prevent it from being lit. So technically yes, we are somewhat to blame for all of those deaths.

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  19. Who let the dogs out?! More like who cares! I hate dogs!

    By sunjockey,
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  20. NETFLIX SHMETFLIX. Back in my day we just hung a dead rabbit from the eave and watched the owls tear its ears off.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. Rain on the weatherman’s wedding day—now that’s ironic, amirite!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. Who let the dogs down? You and your artisan kale & quinoa dog treats, that’s who.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. Go Big or go Home Alone, or go Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, they're all fantastic films.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  24. I'm just snortin' coke off the big fake titties of life

    By WhalePrintPants,
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  25. Cokahauntas was a better translator and guide than her more famous sister but after three straight days & nights of non-stop chain smoking and chatting non-stop about buffalo both Lewis and Clark agreed it was time for her to leave the expedition

    By Pure Guava,
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