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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Lego Movies? It does when I stepsies on it that's for suresies.

    By SideofMcG,
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  2. I'm antsy for this fun dance to help fund ants

    By PropheticTurd,
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  3. Were you raised in a barn? Because your mom looks just like a horse I used to bang.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. My bologna has a first name, but I shall not utter it here lest it hear me whimpering and bring the darkness and the whips again.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. No shoes, no shirt, no pants, no skin, no fat, no musculature—no problem, Mister Skeleton!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. Are you going to Scarborough fair? It’s the biggest Morning Joe festival of the year.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  7. The movie Twister was nothing like its source material. Where was the mat with all the colored dots?

    By Bingo Boy,
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  8. Stop beating around the bush. Frankly its disgusting and the neighbors are starting to watch.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  9. When Ray Romano is sad he watches a blu-ray.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  10. Riddle me this: when is a door not a door? Now back to my hideout in the old abandoned jar factory.

    By Mr. Pratfall,
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  11. Step on the crack, break your mother's reputation for quality cocaine

    By Haircut Daddy,
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  12. Oscar Wilde, but Gene Wilder.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  13. Giraffes would be more popular if they had a pair of big ol' pair of giraffe titties to stare at instead of that pulling out that boring old neck trick we've all seen a thousand times.

    By Pure Guava,
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  14. Wishing I was swishing, it's snowy slopes that I've been missing. - More for summertime

    By Spicy Pasta-Sauce,
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  15. Jumping up and down, all day like a clown... But without the groupies! ... Oh how I wish i had clown groupies!

    By Bigsmak,
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  16. "You people make me sick!" said Jason Mantzoukas to Beverly and Ronald Egg.

    By SideofMcG,
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  17. You've defeated the Green Goblin. You've defeated the Hobgoblin. But you'll never defeat the Todd Goblin. Hi, my name is Todd Goblin.

    By Ameen,
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  18. Wingardium Omarosa!

    By Cat-on-a-hot-ten-inches,
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  19. Bitten by a radioactive pachyderm, John Merrick fights British crime as your friendly neighborhood Elephant-Man!

    By Mr. Pratfall,
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  20. There’s less than one way to skin Schrodinger's cat.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. Underpants underpants underpants. Cumberbatch cumberbatch cumberbatch. Icecreamcone icecreamcone icecreamcone. WE HAVE A WINNER

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. You sell dumbshells by the stupidshore.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. #cornstache

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. Little strokes fell great oaks, but the great Phil Ochs stroked a little

    By Crummy Scrimmage,
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  25. Little Scottie Auk sat on my cock, eating his turds of Michael Bay.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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