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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I'm the lean mean dancing machine. Yas queen, I'm Ben Vereen.

    By EricWeaver,
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  2. There are no stupid questions, but there are cupid questions, like 'Where'd you get dem arrows, lil buddy?'

    By EricWeaver,
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    • 347 views

  3. Talk about a ship-to-Shore miscommunication. I just sent all my parcels to the star of Bio-Dome and Son in Law, buuuuuddy.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  4. I'm putting y'all on blast, which is to say I'm putting you on a destructive wave of highly compressed air spreading outward from an explosion.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  5. It was then that the pirates learned that the real treasure was inside them all along. And they'd have to tear each other open to get to it.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 315 views

  6. Read My Lips. It's my new favorite book. I've been dying to talk to someone about it.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  7. You can catch more flies with Honey than with Honey 2, the one without Jessica Alba.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  8. Ghosts put the boo in booty. (Please don't use this. I am not proud of it.)

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  9. Tie-die Fighter! Admiral Allah Wack Bar! Now I'm a thing!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. The Adventures of Toilet Girl and Captain Dicktits: Chapter 7 - The Swampy Lair of Rusty Trombone.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 347 views

  11. A spit in my hand is worth lube in the bush

    By Pure Guava,
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  12. It's fun to scoff at the people in line at the Redbox as I return my Garfield comics to the Readbox (the library).

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  13. hollah, Ween! (pahchuchu)

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. The Millennial Falcon and Gen-X Wing Fighter...is that a thing?

    By Pure Guava,
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  15. Trick-or-treat, drop that beat, something something Skrillex

    By Pure Guava,
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  16. Say what you want about Nicholas Cage, but to me, he's in National Treasure.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 365 views

  17. sex town wiggy woggy: jim, jam, jew

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 413 views

  18. Scott Aukerman's got more balls than a pitching machine.

    By SirVizzle,
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  19. Th pi cons o a sphe measu 13/16 o a in (2.06 centi) i diame, ma o a co an rub composi mate.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 323 views

  20. And down the stretch they cum! Horse ejaculate lines the race course! What a mess!

    By Frenchfries,
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  21. Lights, camera, action, chainsaws, candy, horses, guitars, pancakes, cheese

    By fredsolo,
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  22. I put my pants on differently than everyone else but I don't see why that should preclude me from contributing to the discourse.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 285 views

  23. Ladies love LL Cool J, James.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  24. My favorite Jim Henson porn is Muppet Labies, that's right gang, I call labia "labies". Ladies love it!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 417 views

  25. No, Michael Jackson, I don't remember the time. That's what my watch is for.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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