Jump to content
đź”’ The Earwolf Forums are closed Read more... Ă—

New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

48976 topics in this forum

  1. Hurt’n unit applies in many a case. But boy, you bout’ to find out just how excruciatin’ a big ol’ blue ballin’ can rightly git’.

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
    • 0 replies
    • 310 views

  2. Hawkeye? Falcon? Am I watching The Avengers, or Legend of The Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole?!?!

    By stanky motel boxrot,
    • 0 replies
    • 156 views

  3. There's no point dyeing over frilled silk.

    By SideofMcG,
    • 0 replies
    • 238 views

  4. Objects in the Rear View Mirror may appear to be more butt-like than they are.

    By SideofMcG,
    • 0 replies
    • 250 views

  5. I am the lord of fire and ice and I bring you something burning and nice. Congratulations! You have herpes!

    By SideofMcG,
    • 0 replies
    • 253 views

  6. When do our catchphrase invoices get paid out by Earwolf? Why are you all laughing? This is a serious question. Welcome to Comedy Accounts Bang.

    By SideofMcG,
    • 0 replies
    • 272 views

  7. =Bored at work? Spice up your Mondays with embezzlement - exciting and profitable! Try embezzlement free for a whole month with promo code LOCKED UP. That's Embezzlement - one month free and then you'll do twelve to fifteen.

    By SideofMcG,
    • 0 replies
    • 278 views

  8. I've got tiny little nips and I know how to use em

    By LittleNumNum,
    • 0 replies
    • 246 views

  9. Sorry pal, but times ain’t the same as they used to be. One wiener dog per family policy is now in effect.

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
    • 0 replies
    • 289 views

  10. Please don't have a stroke, while I'm trying to have a stroke, it's just rude.

    By Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse,
    • 0 replies
    • 265 views

  11. Scratch that itch, wash that dish, paint that pictch, it's all art to me.

    By TheMisterPipes,
    • 0 replies
    • 382 views

  12. Banana Rama trippin’ grandma

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
    • 0 replies
    • 292 views

  13. Over the course of my life I have realized a few things, not the least of which is to get a fourth, even fifth helping of that sweet sweet puddie tang.

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
    • 0 replies
    • 286 views

  14. Tripping on Iowaska and listening to Iowa Ska while picking jalapeños with my buddy Holly Pena.

    By Aaron,
    • 0 replies
    • 169 views

  15. C.C.H. Pounder? I C.C.H. Hardly Know 'Er!

    By StoneColdJaneAusten,
    • 0 replies
    • 165 views

  16. The hamburglar should just stick to what he’s good at and burgle ham.

    By Bingo Boy,
    • 0 replies
    • 260 views

  17. All those butter tarts gave me sputter farts.

    By Bingo Boy,
    • 0 replies
    • 275 views

  18. H.R. puffin’ stuff, because the Human Resources department doesn’t get drug tested.

    By Bingo Boy,
    • 0 replies
    • 263 views

  19. Nibble nibble, pickle in the middle.

    By seanferg,
    • 0 replies
    • 164 views

  20. Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses... Time to shake those big fat asses!

    By stanky motel boxrot,
    • 0 replies
    • 209 views

  21. Limp dimpled pimps pump & dump their pumpkin lumps.

    By MattyWox,
    • 0 replies
    • 300 views

  22. He thrusts his hips against The Post, and still insists Meryl should've won.

    By MattyWox,
    • 0 replies
    • 281 views

  23. Han's hot yacht con was caught when he yawned in his cot.

    By MattyWox,
    • 0 replies
    • 311 views

  24. A pickle a day is actually ok.

    By Dr Lovido,
    • 0 replies
    • 209 views

  25. Jaundice is for yellow-bellied cowards. Give me a man's disease like Bladder Fist any day.

    By Pure Guava,
    • 0 replies
    • 343 views
×