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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If Shrek can fit twelve golf balls in his mouth, so can you.

    By Robert_Yune,
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    • 264 views

  2. I bred a bull with Red Bull in a bread bowl.

    By MattyWox,
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    • 248 views

  3. I’m just a naughty hottie with a body, doing potty karate with Paul Giamatti.

    By MattyWox,
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    • 335 views

  4. Jimmy smashed corn—no, Jimmy punched corn. I mean, Jimmy smacked corn. Goddammit. Jimmy slapped corn? Fuck it. I don’t care.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 259 views

  5. Breaking news: North African archaeologists discover new human species—Homo heynongia, found frozen in time in the very act of slaying Neandertang.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. You haven't had authentic street food until the powder from your pulverized teeth makes you sneeze bile mixed w/ the bits of undigested asphalt from the street you authentically turned into food. 

    By Pure Guava,
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  7. A woodpecker is a penis made from a tree. Get Your Facts Straight!

    By Rightinthejingles,
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  8. "Baked and stuffed for Christmas meal / No more squawking, no more squeal." Wow, Mother Goose really did save the best for last.

    By MattyWox,
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    • 287 views

  9. Halibut I still Haven't Flounder What I'm Nemo'ing for

    By rhysmakeswords,
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  10. A handy mnemonic for remembering the alphabet is ABCDEFGHIJKLMN Orpheus shouldn't have looked back at Persephone QRSTUVWXY and Z

    By rhysmakeswords,
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  11. How much chuck would a beef cow eat if a beef cow was a cannibal?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 238 views

  12. You can lead her to the seashore, but you can’t make her sell seashells.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 255 views

  13. Burritos are just very small male burrs.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. Ol’ Dirty Bastard always lived in the shadow of his rival, Young Clean Gentleman.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  15. Mea culpa, you're a culpa, they're a culpa too. Everyone's a culpa here at Culpa county zoo.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  16. Life is a precious and fleeting gift, so that’s why I’m watching all these Sister, Sister reruns.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  17. Come on down to Chuckie’s Championship Chimichangas next to the Church of Our Churlish Cherub on the Chickasaw Loop in Chattanooga! (This catchphrase brought to you by the Google search “words that start with CH”)

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. How much Charles would a Woodrow Charles Charles if a Woodrow Charles would Charles Woodrow?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore corn et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. 

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 236 views

  20. We reach the region of the year where Dream's dominion slowly swallows Waking's sallow soil.

    By Schnickpot,
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  21. I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

    By Meadowlarks,
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    • 143 views

  22. I’d rather have an Uncle Hieronymus than a hairy unclonymus.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 243 views

  23. Catchphrase

    By Areola Attack,
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  24. A hotdog walks into a bar. The bartender says “What’s up?” The hot dog says, “What is this—National Discontinued Catchphrase Day?”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. Well my name is Wrappin’ Scott and I’m here to say / I’ll clad your gifts in fancy paper any day!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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