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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I don't have the best hearing but I think my wife is upset I keep bring my floppy disk into the bedroom.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  2. T-God is a concept by which we measure our T-Pain.

    By Shampoodler,
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  3. Four score and seven innings ago... Shit. Listen, this isn't going anywhere. Welcome to U Talkin' U---Damnit!

    By RyanAlexanderDean,
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  4. A snack in a pack is worth two in the fridge

    By RyanAlexanderDean,
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  5. A million blueberries later and he had finally made the perfect muffin: firm and moist in all the right places

    By RyanAlexanderDean,
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  6. Sure, Linus's blanket found at the Best Buy indicated semen, peck holes and feathers. But he couldn't be there, not on the Snoopy/Celltower timeline.

    By Frenchfries,
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  7. ... and no one was able to make it out before the structure collapsed. Weeelllll that's the Justin Long and Martin Short of it

    By RyanAlexanderDean,
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  8. I know from experience that when a horse asks the question, "Where the hell have you been?" there is no right answer

    By RyanAlexanderDean,
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  9. The crazy clown was sent to the ballooney bin.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  10. As your dentist I must advise against permanent gold grille implants, but as your homeboy I must insist.

    By Shampoodler,
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  11. I drink two gallons of LaCroix a day. Wait, I'm pronouncing that wrong. I drink two gallons of LIQUOR a day.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  12. Whoa Black Betty, your nickname seems problematic. I'm just gonna call you Betty... Anywho, Betty, Bam-ba-lam. I guess that's it.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  13. Who's that tart berry in the tinted glasses and the neckerchief? Why it's Cranberry Bogdanovich.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  14. Staying true to his vision, he made the incision. Wide split the rectum, in went the pigeon.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  15. which will no doubt be having satiated your intense hunger for thirst, root beer slushee. Yes officer, I have been drink

    By greazey_bob,
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  16. Introducing Crabble, the game where you spell out words without the letter "S". And instead of tiles you must use crab claws

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  17. Can you please hand me that towel? I misunderstood the expression "soup to nuts"

    By Mister Malaka,
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  18. Who has two thumbs and abides by the rule of threes? Me, myself, and third example.

    By lilgaryunger,
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  19. If I had a dollar for every time I was attacked by a Lion, I'd owe someone some serious money

    By Bigsmak,
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  20. Let me guess, rub some snot on it? That's your advice for everything, Dr. Snotrub.

    By Shampoodler,
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  21. They say that to this day Ben Franklin's ghost roams these halls, postulating his countless theories and making those Freemason commercials.

    By Frenchfries,
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  22. You catch more flies with honey, but fly honeys bee pollen-hatin.

    By Laurenfapkus,   
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  23. As I sit here, judging you all, feeling superior in every single way. How you wish you could be me - Auck Scotterman!

    By Bigsmak,
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  24. Guys, I just got so hammered at the bar. Except the bar was outside and all the guys hitting me with hammers were wearing construction hats.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  25. Bad news Mr. Doodles, Binky ran away from the circus to join a family.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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