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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Whenever Andy Serkis goes to a family reunion he’s with the family Serkis.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 290 views

  2. I’m putting you on speaker phone, we can’t get your Nana’s dial-up to load hampsterdance.com

    By Bingo Boy,
    • 0 replies
    • 272 views

  3. Lisa took a pill in Ibiza after she lost her Visa. It was Ginkoba.

    By Mister Malaka,
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    • 585 views

  4. You can't always get what you want but you can get a job and buy some of the things you want.

    By Chong Lee,
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    • 149 views

  5. Listen to the sound of music, you deaf dumb little piece of shit.

    By Zit Geyser,
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    • 235 views

  6. I saw Momma Mia with my momma Mia, my sister Sia, my niece Nia and my girl Gia. They're all bia bia's.

    By Mister Malaka,
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    • 464 views

  7. Cornsilk voodoo doll of James Michael Tyler, check. Cubed pheasant liver, check. Iron Maiden’s “Powerslave” on vinyl, check. Edible underwear, check. Let’s get this podcast started!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 229 views

  8. You can lead a horse into a bar, but you can’t make the bartender ask him anything.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 242 views

  9. There once was a man from Houjiagangxiang, but nothing rhymed with the name of his hometown, so nobody wrote limericks about him.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 241 views

  10. Wriggle me tender til my member doth swell and all of my hair surrounds thee.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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    • 266 views

  11. I've had it up to HERE with this flash flooblgrbl

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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    • 249 views

  12. Did you ever hear the comedy of Darth Alfred the Weird?

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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    • 299 views

  13. Fuckin.....fuckin...Doonesbury. Yea Doonesbury

    By Frenchfries,
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    • 412 views

  14. Count backwards from one hundred, underwater, with your penis in a mason jar. Step 2...

    By Frenchfries,
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    • 449 views

  15. Blueberry blues, spawned from eating in twos, the blueberry pies, that were covered in splooge.

    By Frenchfries,
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    • 436 views

  16. We better get our shit together in a big fat stinky pile.

    By Zit Geyser,
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    • 214 views

  17. Roy Rogers’ horse walks into a bar. The bartender yells, “Trigger warning!”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 214 views

  18. I’m triggered by any mention of Roy Rogers’ deceased horse.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 199 views

  19. Corn is nature’s turd bling.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 220 views

  20. This catchphrase intentionally left blank.

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 311 views

  21. This meaty ochre is surprisingly good

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 276 views

  22. Yabba Dabba Duh

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 298 views

  23. Bobby thought he lost the pancake contest, but he got a nice syrup prize

    By Dale Cooper Black,
    • 0 replies
    • 269 views

  24. If I was Scott Baio, I wouldn't tell anyone

    By Dale Cooper Black,
    • 0 replies
    • 300 views

  25. Well tickle my taint and call me Scotty

    By Dale Cooper Black,
    • 0 replies
    • 340 views
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