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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. What do u call a female Terminator?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  2. The word is "hanged," not "hung" and if you did it properly we wouldn't be having this conversation

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 275 views

  3. If you liked Eat Pray Love, wait till you read Eat Shit Die

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 364 views

  4. I think Louis CK should come on the show - literally

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  5. Lights, camera, crab!

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  6. Ready, aim, diapers!

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  7. Comedy bling bling!

    By RSleezy,
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  8. Honk if you love honking

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  9. Itsa me, Mario. Itsa him, Luigi. Itsa you, player one. Itsa her, player two. Itsa we, everyone I just named. Itsa us, all of us, there is only one consciousness, and it permeates the fabric of the Universe and is within all things

    By Pure Guava,
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  10. If you sync up Dark Side of the Moon with the movie White Chicks, nothing happens. It just makes White Chicks really hard to follow.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  11. Santa Claus came down my chimney while I was sleeping. #metoo

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  12. Uber Premium should be called Uber Uber.

    By SideofMcG,
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  13. I'm not here to make friends so there's nothing for me to do at this Build-A-Buddy store. I don't know why I came.

    By SideofMcG,
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  14. Manufacturing drinking vessels for fun is a mug's game.

    By SideofMcG,
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  15. Gentlemen, Paul Blart your engines.

    By SideofMcG,
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  16. Excuse me miss, I can't gaslight this diss, cause a diss like this can't be gaslit.

    By SideofMcG,
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  17. Men's Rights. Men's Lefts. Men's Steps. Men's Kicks. Ok from the top. And a-one and a-two. Do the MRA shuffle!

    By SideofMcG,
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  18. Tragically, Mr. Earthworm became paralyzed from the waist down. Even more tragically, he went crazy not knowing which half of his body was below the waist... and he shot himself in the head. Or the butt. Or the head.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  19. What's good, sausage sandwich?

    By Señor Butt,
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  20. This is Masktaster and I'm your host, Wedgie Rots.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  21. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 portrayed 6 as an out-of-touch elitist, won 70% of the vote in slave states, and made 6 a one-term president like his father.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  22. Never send to know for whom the comedy bangs. It bangs for thee.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  23. The chances that Eminem joins a convent? Slim to nun.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  24. Can you imagine? I can't. Brain don't work

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  25. They used to call him Ol' Blue Eyes, but nowadays he's just Ol' Empty Eye Sockets

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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