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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Quick question: how historically valuable is Abraham Lincoln's stovepipe hat, and how much trouble would I be in if I barfed in it?

    By Sparky Funbuck,
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  2. I'm a tenured college professor, & I'm tired of not being taken seriously just because my name is Dinky-Winky McFricketypop Jumpaloony Cotton-Bloop.

    By Sparky Funbuck,
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  3. I've heard of demonstrative pronouns, but this is ridiculous.

    By Sparky Funbuck,
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  4. Go nuts for donuts...or else.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  5. If you're dizzy now just wait til the vampire apocalypse.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  6. Hello to all my cellos and fine fellows

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  7. If rainbows were alive they’d pair well with a Napa Pinot and a chilled cheato trumpet.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  8. I like my Brexits hard and my bacon crackily. When I speaks me shit I speaks it vernacularly.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. Wham! ban - no thank you, toilet-man

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. They say: 'They say' and they say it a lot; I say: 'I'm gay' when your moms be suckin my cock.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. filthy dirty water fowl fouling up my fillip: chase them in your hovercrafts - convert their breasts to fillet!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. If you think your making jokes, I feel bad for your puns. I got 99 notes, and this is one.

    By Frenchfries,
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  13. Catchphrase

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  14. Recent reports tell a story, the past reports on what it sees fit, currency fluctuations allowed me to buy a jet ski you tit

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  15. That seems more like antisemitism than dramatic irony, but who am I to argue with William Shakespeare?

    By dzolet,
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  16. We all watched him get eaten and all we did was stand around and ask questions. The blood of Gilbert Grape's masticated corpse is on all of our hands.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  17. The Hills Have Eyes, with the Sound of Music...soundtrack synched but played in reverse makes it sound like all the cannibals are mewing cats.

    By Frenchfries,
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  18. They don't tell you this in school, but you can fit sixteen and a half hamsters in a hamster ball.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  19. There's strength in numbers, which is why a lot of mathematicians don't bother to work out

    By the_muteKi,
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  20. Bear Grylls, Mountain Lion Roasts, Deer Just Tosses It In the Microwave for a Minute

    By the_muteKi,
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  21. This one's for all the swingin' cats out there: Wouldn't you rather be playing with a scratching post?

    By the_muteKi,
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  22. I'm a stakeholder in this company. Medium rare, actually

    By the_muteKi,
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  23. Love train, Peace train, Crazy train, Meat train

    By the_muteKi,
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  24. My neck, my back, my puppy and my cat

    By the_muteKi,
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  25. I turned my TV on to shark week but all I got was a bunch of venture capitalists

    By the_muteKi,
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