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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. As Churchill said, “I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be disgusted by my behavior at this child’s party."

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  2. Sounds like a "D" name? David maybe? Someone named "David" in the first few rows. Your Grandpa says he misses u and admires ur masturbating technique.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  3. Can't say I'm for Queen and Country. I like the former band, but the latter genre is not for me.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  4. Jam it in my squishbox

    By Autastic,
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  5. Life is 90% what happens to me and 15% of what I saved on my car insurance

    By MrBigglesworthSentMe,
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  6. If you're worried that 50% of all marriages ending in divorce, remember the other 50% end in death

    By MrBigglesworthSentMe,
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  7. I do binge alot, but I refuse to watch The Purge

    By MrBigglesworthSentMe,
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  8. The Shubert Theatre Proudly Presents "Wordplay", starring Alan Cumming as The Gerund.

    By TermNernhurse,
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  9. Oh, how the Mighty, Mighty Bosstones have fallen!

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  10. Pull a David Lee Roth and jump my car, Uncle Ben.

    By SamThomadon,
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  11. Vampires in England are always bloody thirsty.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  12. Is that the former governor of Alaska tied to my boat? You bet! I'm taking Sarah Palin parasailin'.

    By LilStinky,
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  13. Penny sale, get your pennies here! Twenty percent off! Just eighty percent of one cent per cent, these bad boys are a dime a dozen!

    By LilStinky,
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  14. I should be working, but instead, I'm working on Comedy Bang Bang Catchphrase submissions.

    By nubguy,
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  15. How many calories in a booger? Asking for a friend.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  16. Too hot and fresh to be carbon dated.

    By JesseStu,
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  17. Hey I read your movie script. I'm going to pass it upstairs straight away. Now please release my nephew.

    By SideofMcG,
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  18. Pull yourself together man, now push it. Push it real good.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  19. If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, I’d be allergic to ass-play

    By BradDer,
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  20. Spoiler alert! There's a major eyesore on the back of that car

    By BradDer,
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  21. The sixth rule of Fight Club is "Don't sign up to bring snacks if you're not actually going to bring them, Greg."

    By BradDer,
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  22. Pardon me Your Majesty, fannypack doesn't mean the same thing in my country.

    By Shampoodler,
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  23. Wow, England, 2016. Allow me to speak some Modern English to you, I'll just stretch my hands across the sea and melt with you.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  24. Heynong Manchester, Welcome to CBB, and I don't mean your beloved Celebrity Big Brother

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  25. stuffed at the one yard line, the third baseman starts to question whether he really needed that 4th slice of birthday cake

    By yodellingwalrus,
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