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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. shut up meathead!!!

    By Ivan Geotsky,
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  2. I wasn't expecting to see Chubby Checker perform in this action movie, but they did say there would be a surprise twist at the end

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  3. My ropesnake makes all the toilets get clogged, damn right Im dropping those logs.

    By Laurenfapkus,
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  4. My intern picked this catchphrase.I should probably start reading them before going on air.By the way,your dry-cleaning won't be ready until tomorrow.

    By Pure Guava,
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  5. Welcome to The Weasel's Totally Tubular Drive-Thru Fertility Clinic, be a broseph and blast your dork sauce into this radical receptacle buuuud-dyyy.

    By Shampoodler,
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  6. Read my lips, but mind the bush.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  7. Don't put words in my mouth. Do put food in my mouth.

    By Sparky Funbuck,
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  8. I know babies come from a stork, I just don't know why my father fucked one in the first place.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  9. Up next, "Good Taiwan, Miss Saigon (You sure like to fall)" by Little Richard Nixon

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  10. I think we've all done that thing where we cut a bunch of duck's beaks off and eat them like they're Pringles, right guys?

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  11. I can climb mount Everest in 5 hours flat. But not if it is all erect and tall like that.

    By Brian Darke,
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  12. Kidnapped, tied up for 18 months, no contact with the outside world. Severe beatings daily. The struggle is real.

    By Pure Guava,
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  13. She's a little bit country, and I'm a little bit Scotch-Welsh.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  14. Explain to me like I'm a 5 year old why everyone treats me like I'm a 5 year old

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  15. Half the drama of junior high, with all the calories of habitual cupcake envy. We like to eat stuff round here

    By greazey_bob,   
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  16. When you wash your car and then the apocalypse happens, AND it's your birthday

    By greazey_bob,
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  17. Error 404: Catchphrase Not Found - The catchphrase you are looking for might have been removed, had its name changed, or is temporarily unavailable.

    By nubguy,
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  18. I went in for a routine eye exam this morning, and now I'm down $23,000 and missing my left leg. Thanks ObamaCare.

    By nubguy,
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  19. Where is Andrew Lloyd Webber when you need him?

    By nubguy,
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  20. Warning: Comedy Bang Bang is Subject to Erosion and Collapse - KEEP CLEAR

    By nubguy,
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  21. Hey Marcello Mastroianni, the alphabet called, it wants its vowels back

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  22. Sorry if I misread you, but I miss Reggie!

    By ninjamincho,
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  23. I know it takes two to tango, but it only takes one to tangle.

    By ninjamincho,
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  24. 1 assscat & 17 charred corpses later, the improviser began to regret the series of "yes ands" that led him to this point; perhaps he should try sketch

    By dirtyvicar,
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  25. If I was a dog, I'd be Mutt Damon...

    By ninjamincho,
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