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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Amidst the mists and fiercest frosts with barest wrists & stoutest boasts, he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he gets the jokes.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  2. Amish butter smothered the bubbles covering the southern cupboard’s lovely brown eye.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  3. Amish up front, rumspringa in the back!

    By SelfieControl,
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  4. Ammonia! More like i'll bone yah

    By DaveMarkus,
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  5. Among the things which cannot be denied is this—if thou thinks corn be undelicious, my ass thou mayest kiss.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. Amputees are just as scared of you as you are of their weird little stumps that you can't stop staring at

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  7. Amy Poehler looks at a divided nation... this Fall, on "Poehlerized."

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  8. Amy Poehler starts dating women, now, too, this Fall, in "Bi Poehler."

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  9. An ‘i’ for an eye makes the whole world look really surprised.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  10. An 18-foot-tall statue of a penis? Not in my back door!

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  11. An A-Hole and a B-Hole are the same things but a C-Hole definitely isn't.

    By omgfailsauce,
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  12. An accountant Anabaptist anaconda handler harbored hateful feelings for his hockey mask maintenance man. Again

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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  13. An adult swan can break a man's arm easily with its wings and a man's heart seductively with its good looks.

    By SideofMcG,
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  14. An albino rhino visited the gyno. Turns out it's a UTI.

    By HunterFinden,
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  15. An American Tail 3: Fievel Goes QAnon

    By SideofMcG,
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  16. An ample bidet keeps the proctologist away

    By BobaFettucine,
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  17. An anagram for "catchphrase" is "parsec hatch", which could mean Comedy Bang! Bang! has figured out warp travel.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  18. An anal toy is like a USB mic: both are plug-and-play.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  19. An apology to the members of PETA I may have offended by visiting Sea World. My cab driver took me there accidentally. I didn't go on porpoise.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  20. An apple a day helps the diarrhea spray

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. An apple a day inserted into your rectum does not keep the doctor away, quite the contrary.

    By Shampoodler,
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  22. An apple a day keeps everyone away because you're covered in your own shit hashtag too many apples.

    By Shampoodler,
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  23. An Apple A Day Keeps Jeff Goldblum Away

    By BryanDmuchowski,
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  24. An apple a day keeps Jeff Goldblum away.

    By BryanDmuchowski,
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  25. An apple a day keeps Marilyn Manson away. A Marilyn Manson-less day makes for a very rich apple farmer -- all-stars on a dope orchard, indeed.

    By Sassy French Fries Club 007,   
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