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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Pass the Stanley Tucci on the left hand side.

    By EdmundLeStrange,
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  2. Was your mother raised in a whore barn? Because she looks just like a horse I used to bang.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 410 views

  3. It'll be a cold day in hell when the temperature dips below freezing.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 478 views

  4. If I had a nickel for every time I've asked myself if I had a nickel during this catchphrase, I'd have one more goddamn nickel in addition to all the

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Are you? Are you are you are you? Are you are you are you are you are you are you are you? I'm thinking that your

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. You can't make an omelette without eggs, you stupid, STUPID wannabe omelette-maker.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. Let me go on / Like a blister in the sun / No wait a minute / These tiny hands just don't do it for me

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. You load fifteen tons, whaddya get? One more ton to load, pal. One. More. Ton.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. I know I'm melancholy, but don't mollycoddle me, Molly. And don't pollycoddle or hollycoddle me either. Your name is Molly, right?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. To make a long story short, "In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit…'Well, I'm back,' he said."

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. Koala! Kangaroo! That's not a knife! Shrimp on the barbie! Fosters! Vegemite! No rules just right! Thongs! Coriolis effect! I'M ONE OF YOU NOW.

    By EricWeaver,
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  12. I love to raw-dog with Doggy Daddy in the Doggy Days of Auggy Doggy.

    By jerseypin,
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  13. Before you dress for the job you want, not the job you have, be sure to consult your work's dress code.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  14. When Margo said she liked to experiment, she forgot to mention she was a science major, so she just lay back & let her roommate finish fellating her.

    By dirtyvicar,
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  15. If Jack Black had black back hair, how much black back hair would be on jack blacks back?

    By mattrulez,
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  16. She sells seashells by the seashore sans sanctions, so someone should shut that solicitous shit down.

    By dirtyvicar,
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  17. Its the same every nite; I find myself on a podcast trying to explain a recurring dream,and I awaken to find Im just an ill-conceived meta-catchphrase

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  18. It's like there's a party in my mouth, and giant teeth show up to slaughter all the guests, and grind them down to a bloody paste of organs and bones.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  19. Don't listen to those mean kids Timmy. We are all equal in the eyes of Zorblox the God-butcher, Indiscriminate Slayer of Children. Hail Zorblox.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  20. The first time Bill & Leesa had sexual congress, she vetoed his motion to table but he filibustered the shit out of her while Paul Ryan watched.

    By dirtyvicar,
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  21. in lieu of a catchphrase today I instead submit this single word: kaleidoscope

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  22. I've got a one track mind. Always thinking about monorails. Sexy, sexy, monorails.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  23. Grow a blonde mustache? I don't know, I need to Martin Mull it over.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  24. Most of my fortune comes from winning Rock, Paper, Scissors contests; I was making money hand over fist

    By thundarrshirt,
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  25. I liked the movie "Sully" but found it odd that they changed the ending to a victory for the geese. Strong Anti-Fabio message too.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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