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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. You can teach a dog to fish, but you can't teach a dog to breed fish.

    By Coolstorybro,
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    • 219 views

  2. Hey, little thing, let me light your candle, ‘cause-a mama you’re a dwarf in the dark and you clearly need help.

    By Award Wiener,
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    • 425 views

  3. Star white, star tight. Bleached bung-hole’s the treat tonight.

    By Award Wiener,
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    • 374 views

  4. Suns out, guns out. Skies out, thighs out. Overcast and dreary, flop sweat for days.

    By KeyboardBadger,
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    • 390 views

  5. Hey Mr. Nongman, tickle me banana! Podcast end and me wanna do plugs.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. Let’s get the stank on the hang-down and rubber-leg it to the corner store—Mamma needs her skinny cigs, Mister Sister.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. You can lead a sleeping dog to water, but inside of a gift horse it’s too dark to read.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. More like Elf on your mom.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. Doris is porous while Neil remains sealed.

    By DanC,
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  10. Boys will be boys, men will turn into old men, but Boys 2 Men live forever in the part of our hearts that only rent to adolescents aging to adulthood while singing 4-part harmony over Philly soul w/ a touch of New Jack bad boy to keep the ladies frothing

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 353 views

  11. When you’re sniffling on the John, and the T.P. is low, better snot on your asshole than shit on your nose!!!

    By Wisemania,
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  12. If you shake it more than twice, you probably gave it brain damage.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  13. Help wanted: seeking four rude, crude dudes with attitude to fight some crime that's happening downtown. Experience wearing a shell is a plus. This is not a trap. Please contact Shredder at 555-xxxx.

    By Sammyfein,
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    • 365 views

  14. I saw my grandpa’s penis by mistake and it was pure poppycock.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  15. Stop and frisk it til you butter my biscuit.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  16. Whether you like to fart or shart on a lark, it's best to do it in front of children at the park.

    By BadTactic,
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    • 205 views

  17. When you're here, you're family... When you're there, you're dead to me.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  18. Is this catchphrase too long? Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck it

    By Pure Guava,
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  19. And now his watch has ended...thought it was waterproof, 'twas not.  'Tis a shame, he only had it a few days, certainly not a Rolex by any means, but a sturdy, fashionable timepiece all the same that will be missed.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 379 views

  20. Bits of stained glass windows and moist mouse noses. That's what Comedy Bang Bang is made of!

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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    • 467 views

  21. This year, for your child, buy an Elf on the Self! Sits on your son or daughter's shoulder and judges them nonstop!

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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  22. New Holiday: the Stabbath, where everyone gets one non-lethal jab into a person who's wronged them. Honor the Stabbath and keep it hole-y!

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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  23. Raise your hands if you want flummery!

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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  24. Nibs for days and squibs for weeks. Months remain unknown.

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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  25. Bread is nature's paper.

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 328 views
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