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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But have you seen the price of apples lately? I'm not paying for that shit.

    By MoneyDog,
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  2. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. This condition amongst doctors is called apple-phobia and is quite rare.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  3. An apple a day keeps the doctors away. But rest assured the doctors are coming...

    By Frenchfries,
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  4. An apple a day keeps the Ghost of Steve Jobs away.

    By SuppleNupple420,
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  5. An Apple a day keeps the ghost of Steve Jobs from cumming on you while you sleep.

    By CodyTidmore,
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  6. An apple a day keeps the Hamburglar away

    By Sad Cardboard Cutouts,
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  7. An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but a banana in the rear will keep the proctologist near.

    By bort_torkelson,
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  8. an apple a day whatever who cares who gives a fuck anymore

    By voichicoski,
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  9. An apple a day!? Do you know how much those suckers cost?

    By Dogonit,   
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  10. An apple pie a day would be fantastic.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  11. An Apple Watch a day keeps the doctor's hair grey, your arms can't support these weight increases, he's worried he's going to have to amputate.

    By Pure Guava,
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  12. An apricot a day keeps the dockworker away.

    By Dhalgren,
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  13. An Asian man laughing at his father's diarrhea is but a slap-happy Jappy with a crappy pappy.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  14. An asshole a day keeps the proctologist in pay.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  15. An astoundingly atrocious appetizer, award-aggregating actress Amy Adams' Acorn and Anchovy Applesauce annihilated Amanda’s Annual August Affair.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. An Atlanta rapper and a wool sweater. What do they have in common? Well they are both very likely to be pilled up. Also they can both be found at Magic City.

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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  17. An Australian pastor near the end of a wedding: "now that's a wife"

    By teedle,
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  18. An average ear of corn has eight hundo kernels; by this measure, we're only halfway there.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. an ear infection's sheer perfection when clearly neglecting the feared selection of teared rejection

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  20. An ear of corn a day keeps He Who Walks Behind the Rows away.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. An ear of corn a day keeps He Who Walks Behind the Rows away.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. An ear of corn a day keeps He Who Walks Behind the Rows away.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. An early bird may get the worm, but I question why I would want to wakeup earlier for more worms?

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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  24. An eggnog a day keeps the ladies away.

    By Shampoodler,
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  25. An elderly man farted on me while riding the train. I subsequently came.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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