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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Hello, I'm Scott Ackerman, Brian Williams has the night off, This is the Nightly News on NBC.

    By EricGonzalez,
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  2. Does anyone else smell burnt toast?

    By EricGonzalez,
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  3. Wham Bam Thank You Shazam!

    By SteveHalloran,
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  4. Local Mom discovers secret to white teeth with this one weird tip!

    By EricGonzalez,
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  5. What's love got to do with it? Who needs a heart while my weed-whacker's broken?

    By ianmanka,
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  6. The finest sandwiches aren't made with artisan bread, but someone forgot to tell Whole Foods.

    By ianmanka,
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  7. catch phrase submission

    By Mijki,   
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  8. Love stinks when you're married to an asshole!

    By Smashmouth,
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  9. Hi Im Scott Aukerman and welcome to Comedy Bang Bang

    By StaleMilk,
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  10. Don't drink and jive kids.

    By bribooth,   
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  11. Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads...but we will need lube.

    By neals79,
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  12. For the next hour I'd like to witness to you about my personal relationship with Jesus Christ

    By EricGonzalez,
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  13. I'm Craigslist's Scott Aukerman! Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang!

    By EricGonzalez,
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  14. Daisy, I don't have a bicycle built for two, but I do have a bed for you and your best friend Gilda.

    By ianmanka,
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  15. Call Richard Gere. I've got a package of unwanted Rolos for him.

    By Mik9T9,
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  16. So funny I forgot to laugh, but then I remembered and now I can't stop. Someone call an ambulance I think I'm having a stroke!

    By remocallahan,
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  17. Don't touch that Dial! Use this Irish Spring instead!

    By Dan Milway,
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  18. Take those wheels off your shoes you damn hippies!

    By Laserbuns,
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  19. do you know if they're serving birthday cake here?

    By corenthal,
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  20. Buy a pizza, fold it in half, and put it in a shoebox!

    By MoogieCowser,
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  21. Is that a coconut in your pocket or are you just angry to see me?

    By MoogieCowser,
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  22. it's time to smoke some crystal meth and party like it's brunch

    By CripVanStinkle,
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  23. I'm so hungery I would go back in time and kill hitler for a sesame chicken salad

    By tylerkeen_28424,
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  24. I'm Scott Aukerman, NWA are on assignment, welcome to Black CNN Nightly News.

    By DoodyKnife,
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    • 680 views

  25. Can vegans swallow?

    By EricGonzalez,
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