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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. OUCH!!! My nuts my balls my nuts my balls!!! The pain the pain!!! God this is hilarious.

    By Local Cabal,
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  2. According to Mel Gibson, Toydarians are responsible for all the Star Wars in the world.

    By EricWeaver,
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  3. Well well well, look who came back begging for another corn dog.

    By JThomasMeyer,
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  4. Don't know why that heroin addict got so mad at my joke, I was just needling him a little...

    By WhalePrintPants,
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  5. Although records are patchy it was in fact the diarrhea of Anne Frank that got her caught in the end.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. I'll take "Corn" for $400, Alex. And I'll take it rectally, please. Can you slap me around a little bit, too?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. Gratuitous use of the word "corn" in a sentence in which it has no business being.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. What do these words have in common: festooned, figment, flanged, corn, frigate, and fuselage? If you said "They all start with F," you're wrong!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. Woof Woof Woof, Woof Woof, Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof. In Dog, That Means "Welcome To Comedy Bang Bang, I'm Scott Aukerman, Woof."

    By LeeMartin,
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  10. A bird in the hand is worth two, in the Bush family

    By mkoyama,
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  11. Me want honey comb, me want honey comb!

    By JThomasMeyer,
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    • 259 views

  12. New from Sullivan's: Over/Underwear. For those little accidents that can happen when you don't cover the spread.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  13. Let you help me. Luke, you are my father. I love being a high school boy, because girls keep getting older, and I stay the same age.

    By TheBlackSpank,
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  14. Space Cowboy

    By KraytDragonBorn,   
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  15. Magic 8-Ball, did you tell me you'd go in the opposite pocket just so I'd bet my life savings? Follow-up: Can you be destroyed?

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  16. Give me Liberty or give me David by Michelangelo! Either one. My wife just said to get one of these dancing statue replicas for our home office.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  17. Day 52: Our journey continues in spite of recent set backs. Thankfully Gary was able fix the Gortho Distributor in spite of his explosive diarrhea.

    By Frenchfries,
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  18. When Lewis and Clark first beheld the majestic Rockies of Colorado they were heard to remark, "If only they could find some pitching."

    By Frenchfries,
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  19. I can't speak for anyone else, but I got a "mild high" just from walking in this room

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  20. This catchphrase has altitude sickness and may want to drink some fluids before attempting any exclamation points.

    By Pure Guava,
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  21. Ironic that the one state's name that begins with "Color" has a population of 99.99% white people

    By Pure Guava,
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  22. Now that Morley's dead, there will be a moratorium on promoting Safer sex

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  23. Denver may be the Mile High City but it's a Miley High World

    By Pure Guava,
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  24. Quiet on set! City Slickers 3, Jon Lovitz full frontal nude horseriding scene, take twenty-four.

    By Shampoodler,
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  25. A Fonzerelli Flag Day Fun Fact Check. Betsy Ross as a distant cousin of Marion Ross? That gets two big Correctamun-NOs 'Lying Ted'!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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