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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. You put your hands upon my throat, when you choke, I choke, we choke

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 169 views

  2. I submit catchphrases with my left hand, that way it feels like someone else is a failure

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 183 views

  3. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no no no no no. But perhaps yes!

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 189 views

  4. You don't have to be cooking spaghetti to throw it at a wall, live your life

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 172 views

  5. There’s nothing in the rule book that says you can’t name a dog Boner.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 165 views

  6. Multivitamins! Multivitamins! Multivitamins! Oops, now your pee glows!

    By Profether Forthkin,
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    • 207 views

  7. This catchphrase is not a song about plug bags

    By Profether Forthkin,
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    • 207 views

  8. What's that in your beard? Wait. No. Oh God. Please. Don't. AAAAAAAAAGH!

    By Profether Forthkin,
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    • 200 views

  9. Dog's up, what hot? Up hot, what dogs?

    By Profether Forthkin,
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    • 205 views

  10. Love, laugh, pray I don’t find you

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 171 views

  11. 1 out of 9 dentists is the odd man out, and that's a sexist assumption!

    By Profether Forthkin,
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    • 195 views

  12. Wait til you see my chicken ditch, I'mma feet that fussy pup!

    By Profether Forthkin,
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    • 196 views

  13. Excuse me while I... Oh, wait, nevermind, please keep talking.

    By Profether Forthkin,
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    • 181 views

  14. TV is my friend

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 170 views

  15. Dance like nobody's watching, and poop loudly in public stalls

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 160 views

  16. A jellyfish stung me on the tongue, gimme that sweet golden medicine

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 153 views

  17. If ninjas are so sneaky then how come we know about them

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 161 views

  18. Look, I’m not trying to split hairs with you. If anything, I’m trying to put a bunch of hairs back together, and get all kinds of nasty.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 261 views

  19. That girl’s so fine she could suck the guts right out of a live bass without batting an eye.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 200 views

  20. Comedy Bang! Bang! is the official podcast of Oedipus Rex: one bang for his dad and an entirely different bang for his mom.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 218 views

  21. Are you without sin? Don't live in a glass house? We need your help to break some nerd's bones!

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 148 views

  22. Made a necklace out of macaroni to mack on a brony.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 184 views

  23. In the olden days, the only premium stitcher was your grandma, and she was way more expensive!

    By Mydumbjokes,
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    • 167 views

  24. On the one hand, I know stealing is wrong. But on the other hand, there's a shitload of awesome rings I stole.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 139 views

  25. Someday, on my death bed, I'll regret buying myself a death bed.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 137 views
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