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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Fingers and toes, baby... fingers and toes. You know what I'm talkin' about.

    By GregJ.Hansen,
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  2. Smells like a Tuna Can in here and I am Hung like Don Dolmes.!

    By DRonDudley,
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  3. I'm Alison Rosen and that's your news; zip it cunt!

    By crazytaint69(Christian name),
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  4. Get Out of My Dreams and Into My Trunk

    By klemjohansen,
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  5. hey grl u wanna mime with me?

    By C Word,
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  6. The Gettysburg Address by Abraham Lincoln

    By StefanGill,   
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  7. The humour on today's show will be as dry as Tara Reid's pussy

    By Michael Kanter,
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  8. Don't eat the brown acid. Apparently it was dropped in poop.

    By choochoo_the_wonder_slut,
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  9. If you would do anything for love but you wouldn't do THAT, then....come on...really....you really wouldn't do anything for love. You would do almost

    By JohnnyChaCha,
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  10. Now, thus from my soft, precious, dexterous lips; a little moonday treat for you my loves. Comedy Bang Bang.

    By Iangould,
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  11. So how many fucking syllables are in a haiku anyway

    By choochoo_the_wonder_slut,
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  12. You've got an butt that just won't quit. There are no 401ks for butts.

    By palden,
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  13. Stop kissing me, Grandpa, I've got a pod to cast!

    By Novato,
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  14. Only three more years until I can wear my Chewbacca costume in a non-sexual way again

    By choochoo_the_wonder_slut,
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  15. As we move forward as a species we must identify, analyse and annihilate all threats to our existence.

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  16. Boy I sure was enamored with those 'Whitney' billboards for a while.

    By rgm123,
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  17. For the last Goddamn time I'm not Chris Hardwick! Welcome to Stuff You Should Know, I'm Marc Maron

    By Dan Milway,
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  18. Well, it's ten years since *something* happened. Welcome to Comedy Bang! Bang!

    By slothman,
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  19. Jeff Ullrich still sleeps with a teddy bear at night, really, I saw it myself.

    By qualiaa,
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  20. I have some important things to say about stamps. But first, 15 minutes or so of comedy to get you warmed up!

    By Chris Piers,
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  21. Welcome to my nighmare, motherfuckers! Who wants PEZ?

    By huskerdude,
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  22. Does it smell like penis in here or is it just meat?

    By Clifwith1f,   
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  23. Unfashionably On-Time.

    By EnterKramer,
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  24. The episode where Frasier picks up a transvestite hooker.

    By Novato,
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  25. I am full of rage and tacos.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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