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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Add a tasty sonnet to that sticky chronic and you've got yourself a very saucy boy

    By Mithrandito,
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    • 353 views

  2. Hi I'm Trott McClaukerman and you may remember me from such podcasts as Comedy Bing Bong

    By Richard Hurts,
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    • 227 views

  3. Attention listeners! I've got daddy issues yes I do. I've got daddy issues how about you? That is all. 

    By My Pretty Mommy,
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    • 302 views

  4. Wear down, cold clown.

    By My Pretty Mommy,
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  5. "Bow wow!" said the mad cow on the way to the luau

    By CamComicCorner,
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  6. Theirs not to reason why, / Theirs but to jerk off dry.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. Carry on my wayward son? No thanks, I think I'll check him with my luggage.

    By My Pretty Mommy,
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  8. I love me a sin and toxic. When the brain goes gloomy I plop on the couch, put on the latest Sinbad special and Britney Spears' "Toxic". It's my version of the Dark Side of Oz

    By My Pretty Mommy,
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    • 301 views

  9. Sticks and stones may break my bones! ...actually they will break my bones. My boner that is! Ouch!

    By El Chico Malo,
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  10. So I married a fax burg'a'lar, and none of the ransom notes for my daughter are making it to me.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 234 views

  11. Don’t drink the Kool-Aid… No really, I pissed in it.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 266 views

  12. All the world’s a stage at a live porn theater. …They have those, right?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 237 views

  13. It burns every time I pee; it’s spurns every time I see you.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 238 views

  14. We come to drop bows on Yo-Yo Ma.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  15. From Beatlemania to Hulkamania, I love you 8 days a week, brother

    By DiabeticChakra,
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  16. Ask for a hose and I'll open my nose, so hot snot hits you right in the pot. Belly. Oops, I Jean-Ralphio'd it.  

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 216 views

  17. in a tuffted valley stands a quite peculiar fountain from which flows a stream of Gold like in Alaskan mountains.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  18. Intercourse two times divorced / Is often limp and droopy, / And from behind when hitched three times / Is sometimes slow and soupy. / But, four prior marriages be damned, / I’m still too quickly goopy!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  19. Axl Rose by any other name is still Axl Rose.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  20. Little did I know the “railroad humidor” was filled with mostly turds.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 239 views

  21. Junk in the trunk makes me wanna spank my monk’.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 247 views

  22. What if that one Lenny Kravitz show was on Groundhog Day, and Phil Connors was up front...would that be funny or what?

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  23. A penny pinched is a piece of worthless currency robbed for even less value, so that the sum is lesser than the subtractions of it's values, inflation not factored in.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 241 views

  24. If you can't slobber on my pickle then don't Don upon my Rickles (1927-2017)

    By Scott Blacula,
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    • 197 views

  25. Blood is thicker than water but really thins out with bleach.

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 321 views
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