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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Ain't no rest for the Wicked – but it did win a Tony for Best Scenic Design!

    By Tubastank,
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  2. I may be a compact coin collector, but Billy Porter is the shorter quarter hoarder

    By Tubastank,
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  3. Regis! Regis, it's Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Philbin. You know that new co-host you're looking for? Well I would recommend Kathie Lee!

    By Tubastank,
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  4. EAT your garbanzo, or BEAT it you’re GONE-ZO!

    By LordBabyHat,
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  5. Bubbling bombardment to your left flank cheek Quarreling quandaries of who spanked their meat

    By LordBabyHat,
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  6. Oh my, I do say, this is masterfully written. I don't lie, the bootay will be naturally smitten.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  7. They Saw My Bare Ass at the Seniors Only Cooking Class

    By El Chico Malo,
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  8. “Excuse me! My eye is up here!” said the female Cyclops with the big juggs

    By El Chico Malo,
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  9. Rudy-Tooty, Fresh and Fruity, in my Mouth and out my Booty

    By El Chico Malo,
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  10. From Sea To Shining Sea, There’s Toilets Full Of Pee

    By El Chico Malo,
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  11. Put your peg back in your pants, Woodbeard.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. TIL “So Long, Frank Lloyd Wright” is actually about penis size.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  13. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, Sister 2 Sister, Grimes to Musk

    By Tubastank,
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  14. When the world seems dark and scary, I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry

    By Tubastank,
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  15. Michael Peter Balzary (born 16 October 1962), known professionally as Flea, is an Australian-American musician and actor. He is best known as a founding member and the bassist of the rock band Red Hot Chili Peppers and has appeared on every album released

    By Tubastank,
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  16. Knicknack paddywack gave your mom a bone, this old man came pantsless home

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. Greens in beans are keenly lean, but spice in rice is twice as nice.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  18. Migraine? Worry about YOUR graine!

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  19. I feel bad for Joe and how public that toy company made his GI problems.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  20. Grits: cold, unsalted, unbuttered. Tried to work but I only puttered. Fire wouldn’t light; it only sputtered. And I don’t see an age limit posted on gutter guards, sir, so I’ll be speaking to your manager.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. Past present; future tense.

    By Stu Pedasso,
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  22. I know it works for chocolate, Mr. Darden, but “Death by Shrimp” just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. When the crease hits your pants right between your pendants that’s a moose knuckle

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. I never was a sailor but I used to be a Seaman

    By Dream_jorts,
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  25. To Quib or not Quibi. That is the question

    By Cameltoad,
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