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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. What's down hamburger?

    By chidedneck,
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  2. Apply directly to the forehead.

    By Rebecca Crump,
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  3. Flowers are boring! Can't I take photos of something else, like my mom or a hooker?

    By S4082211,
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  4. Drop your panties and shave your balls, it's Comedy Bang! Bang!

    By rod aug,
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  5. (stoic)Good bye Scott Aukerman...(manic)HELLO SHOW TALKERMAN it's time for COMEDY BANG BANG!

    By @thatOBrien,
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  6. I don't spit in your water, so don't shit in my goddamn hat.

    By boxofgeese,
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  7. There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, you can use money.

    By Trent_N,
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  8. You're a real piece of shit. Enjoy the show, target audience!

    By jackstar7,
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  9. Ooooohhhh my goooodddd; I'm going to cooooooommmmmeee ... over for dinner, Grandma. Why wouldn't I? Now, excuse me, ...

    By CPiz,
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  10. That's it for this week's Comedy Bang Bang. Help control the pet population. Have your pet spayed or neutered...

    By BertramCooper,
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  11. welcome to the show assholes

    By Stipewad,
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  12. <sung> Mister Christian you know that Bligh has come...and you know how Bligh he spoils the fun for you....and your crew....oh it's true....dandandand

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. I just got done delivering a memory foam mattress to Marilu Henner and you know something? I think she's just been faking the whole time!

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  14. If you have time to lean, you have time to clean. If you have time to sit you have time to knit. If you have time to stand you should start a band.

    By AlexDale,   
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  15. Carrion luggage is vehemently frowned upon by the flight-vegans

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  16. Juju does the double shoe and Kevin gets it cracking on today's "Walking Inside the Outside Sidewalk"

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  17. What's snappin' suspender man?

    By DanielDock,
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  18. Behold...The Cantankatron!

    By JohnnyMacaroon,
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  19. It's a bird, it's a plane... No, it's a bird.

    By thesectch,
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  20. Hi welcome to Comedy Bang Bang! Come on in and have a seat. Come on. Seriously, you're letting flies in, get in here. Fine, then just leave.

    By @joshmeyer,
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  21. new title suggestion

    By anal warts OW,
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  22. Hi welcome to comedy bang bang my name is Scott Aukerman and my guest today is comedian Paul F. Tompkins. You're a comedian, Paul, go on then, tell us

    By MartJ,
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  23. Yancy got fancy with Joe Boy and Nancy, as Tom Clancy got dancey in the country of Francey

    By kupfertj,
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  24. The following program is not for viewing pleasure, you have been warned.

    By AlexanderBotia,
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  25. If I had a nickel for every man I kissed, I'd.....probably have to sit back and reconsider my marriage

    By BesidesIllegal,
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