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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. My friends just worked up the courage to tell me that dont like hearing about my trains all the time

    By How_To_Lose_A_Guy_In_10_days,
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  2. I am not afraid of any ghosts or correcting someone’s grammar to their stupid face.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  3. If the shoe fits, buy the other one too!

    By EdBigleagueChewnior,
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  4. Goodbye yellow brick road. Hello golden river to brown town.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  5. I don’t shut up, I grow up, which is more than I can say for you, Mr. Button.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. Lie down with dogs, wake up with fleas. Lie down with the Red Hot Chili Peppers, wake up with a sock on your cock.

    By cianumis,
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  7. A picture is worth a thousand words. And a thousand turds is worth a picture.

    By cianumis,
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  8. A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with sprite and milk.

    By cianumis,
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  9. My neck, my back, my funds are low and I've bounced a check.

    By bono crocs,
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  10. If time travel were possible I'd go forward in time to the first time I time traveled because knowing me I really cheesed it up and chose sometime really stupid.

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  11. When You Trust A Fart You Put All Of Your Faith In An Asshole

    By SpoogeMcDuck,
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  12. When it Comes to The Case of Is You Is Or Is You Ain't My Baby: I Is Not Your Father

    By SpoogeMcDuck,
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  13. Stop, Hammer-time! Screwdriver-space! Wrench-matter!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  14. My heart raced as she moved towards me. She leaned in, bringing her lips to my ear. I felt her hot breath as she whispered, "tacos, please."

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  15. Olly olly oxen free Batalis lollie's toxin free

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  16. Make like the owner of a magnetic flashlight and stick it where the sun don’t shine.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  17. Hot bouillabaisse should pot-stew for days, but cheddar corn chowder tastes better from powder.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  18. If you are bad, then I'm your dad. If you're the bomb, then be my mom. But if you must queef, then we've got beef!

    By the constant pardner,
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  19. "Tally-ho" said the man to the prostitute when asking how much he owed

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  20. Don't burn your bridges

    By Carl with a k,
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  21. Hot sauce candy floss—don’t mind if I don’t!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  22. Are You A Butcher? Cuz I'm Tryna to Grind Some Meat Together

    By SpoogeMcDuck,
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    • 260 views

  23. I'll give you a Nickel if you Tickle My Pickle but I'll give you a Hundo if you Cuddle My Grundle

    By SpoogeMcDuck,
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  24. The wife takes a child. The wife goes to jail.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 224 views

  25. You can't make Huevos Rancheros without breaking a few eggs.

    By AirWreckGerKey,
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