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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Are you shitting fucking me or just fucking shitting me?

    By kraftyDevil,
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  2. I'm really liking that snowball's chances ever since hell froze over

    By kraftyDevil,
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  3. Polly wanna Cracker. No bigger dick'll have her

    By kraftyDevil,
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  4. "Sit on my dick and drown me in milk", said Jolly Saint Nick to his naughty elf milf

    By kraftyDevil,
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  5. “If we’re comparing apples and oranges, oranges have an acidic sting and apples are too hard to squeeze my dick into.”

    By WeezerHateClub,
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  6. Excuse me, doctor, but I think you mean HER-sterectomy.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. Once, twice, three times a dingus.

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  8. If you're selling me on God, I'll buy two.

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  9. I may not be a doctor, but you look ill, yo!

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  10. Parkour is for pussies

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  11. Actually, that's my mom, not my dog. And she IS a good girl!

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  12. If a Chandler searches online, and no one is around to see it, does he use Bing?

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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  13. Send a dang Mongol bum to go and bang a bongo drum, a little bit too hard like the taste of wilted rhubarb. I rustle my feathers in this brussel sprout weather. I guess it comes down to just muscle and leather.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  14. That’s a Post and Lintel, Brick and Mortar shop selling Roasted Lentil (in a Mortar and Pestle) slop

    By LordBabyHat,
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  15. There's a program of single step, it's got no air just pringle pep. If you wanna know how to make or beget, you gather the know-how to take a leaflet.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  16. Give me some bacon and make it out of a fucking plant or I’ll find your family.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  17. Hey Clay Aiken, ya makin bacon or are ya fakin...an orgasm.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  18. Hey Clay Aiken, I ain’t fakin that you’ll have me shakin if you give me some bacon

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  19. Well, I had a little chickie and she wouldn't lay an egg, so I poured hot water up and down her leg. Little chickie cried, little chickie begged, little chickie called PETA and now I'm serving 5 months for animal cruelty

    By NVMcHAwk,
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  20. Let me run to the store, get a rodent butt, and keep it for myself because I DON’T GIVE A RAT’S ASS.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. Two for flinching, one for pinching, Mr. Crab.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  22. Two dogs converged on a tennis ball, / And mine had had much less exercise, / And that has made all the difference.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. When I was your age, I had to walk to see-saw school uphill both ways.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 240 views

  24. I misunderstood you when you said you wanted a pizza ass.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 260 views

  25. To each her own, but if peach, freestone.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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