New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. “Soft ye now, the fair Ophelia…”: Hamlet was the pioneer of social boner control.

   By Euripides’ Shorts, July 6, 2020
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2. They won't tell you this, but YMCA actually stands for Your Mom's Curvy Ass

   By El Chico Malo, June 5, 2020
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3. One man’s scrotum is another man’s balls.

   By Euripides’ Shorts, June 5, 2020
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4. Open the door, 200 pounds of poop on the floor—somebody forgot to walk the dinosaur!

   By Colfax McLiverneck, June 5, 2020
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5. What rough me slouches toward your mom’s house to bump beasts?

   By Colfax McLiverneck, June 5, 2020
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6. Old Mother Hubbard went to her cupboard to get a cup. For like, tea or whatever.

   By Colfax McLiverneck, June 5, 2020
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7. What? A calculator?! Not on my watch!

   By El Chico Malo, June 5, 2020
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8. Turn the other cheek… No, the OTHER cheek!

   By Euripides’ Shorts, June 5, 2020
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9. If two wrongs don't make a right, I have been doing my taxes all wrong.

   By Acrimony Macaroni, Esq., June 4, 2020
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10. Walken Talken Gawken, Stalken, & Caulken. Of course that is Macaulay m'dear boy.

    By Acrimony Macaroni, Esq., June 4, 2020
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11. Donging it, and donging it, and donging it well.

    By Acrimony Macaroni, Esq., June 4, 2020
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12. One fish, two fish, brown fish, poop fish

    By Colfax McLiverneck, June 5, 2020
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13. If I Could Rearrange the Alphabet, I Would Put P and E together. Students, Welcome to Gym Class

    By SpoogeMcDuck, June 5, 2020
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14. Forget finding a wife, I'm skipping the middleman and just buying a pillar of salt.

    By TootyBut2DButt, June 4, 2020
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15. If you think sexual intercourse is great wait till you try some other types of intercourse.

    By TootyBut2DButt, June 4, 2020
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16. Instead of enlarging my penis I’m just going to shrink the rest of my body.

    By TootyBut2DButt, June 4, 2020
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17. There's no guest too big, there's no plug too small, move close to the mic and we'll have a ball.

    By Salami Zoomer, June 4, 2020
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18. Life is just the time you have between cases of the hiccups.

    By TootyBut2DButt, June 4, 2020
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19. Some Richard Kind of Mr. Wonderful

    By Acrimony Macaroni, Esq., June 4, 2020
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20. Bits, skits, and big ol' shits.

    By Salami Zoomer, June 4, 2020
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21. London Bridge Is Falling Down, Falling Down, Falling Down. Starring Gerard Butler.

    By Acrimony Macaroni, Esq., June 4, 2020
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22. In Honor of the most annoying fan base in podcasting raising almost $60k for social justice, I’m Parkin Glotscott, welcome to comedy bang bang, but I really just need to get to my car.

    By Electric_ian, June 7, 2020
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23. What's the story, Morning Glory? Whats good, Morning Wood?

    By Icyhot on my scrotum E i E i o, June 6, 2020
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24. Daffy and Bugs Smoked Some Nugs to Feel A Little Laffy

    By SpoogeMcDuck, June 7, 2020
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25. Less scum, more bags!

    By allenpwilliams, June 6, 2020
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