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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I never claimed to be a blue-haired clown with a compulsive spending problem.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  2. When birds do it, it’s always butt stuff.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,   
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  3. If that was Ferris Buellers day off then sign me up for a day on.

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  4. I hated learning about Caligula in school but my wife sure seems to enjoy it

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  5. Cameron, Russell, and thats it. Two counted Crowes. Was that so hard?

    By Acrimony Macaroni, Esq.,
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  6. Take ‘em off…turn and cough… Yeah, I’d go see a doctor.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. And those times on the beach, when you only had one in the stink, the dice man was carrying youuuu ahhh goooosh.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  8. I’m sorry, Mr. Rooster Juggler, but when you said you had a cock and two balls, I thought you meant something else.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  9. "Periwinkle wrinkles," Winkler, rinkside, winked

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  10. Champagne for my real friends and Clamato for my sham friends

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  11. Feral hogs fear not hot dogs

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  12. Sleepy the dwarf dove off the fleet wharf when weepy white writers flew west

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  13. Hold your horses. No really, horses love being held and it's therapeutic for you, too!

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  14. I've said it before and I'll say it again: that's what makes it a catchphrase.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  15. Go from mommas boy to ladies man in two easy steps. Emancipate yourself then bone your mom.

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  16. Insult me again and I’ll light your ass up like a gaffer on a porn set.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  17. Take out your willy and let’s get silly.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  18. You be the nine, I’ll be the six, let naught come between us, but our mouths and our dicks.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  19. My battery ran out but it said it would be right back after it got some cigarettes.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  20. Check out these incredible catchphrase suggestions. Number 6 will leave you engorged

    By Shart Attack,
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  21. Trapping a fart in an elevator is wrong on so many levels

    By Shart Attack,
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  22. Your sarcastic words are plastic, please grasp it from my basket. I won't carry this shit, no matter how fantastic.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  23. Gather round to smoke our thing and hear the tales of Folklore Jim. A Hobo on a train wears an overcoat with stains. In a flash, I saw a rash accompanying his cane.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  24. Your sign says “Fudge Shoppe,” but all I see are drinks.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  25. Oh I see, the fudge is made around the corner. Thanks!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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