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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Has anyone ever realized how unfair it is to the other pickled foods to call pickled cucumbers “pickles”?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. I could eat them everyday, and my mom says I’d gain weight.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  3. I’ve been told I sleep in a funny place.... My Eddie Murphy Bed.

    By Al Tanferd,
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  4. In the future, cyber-sex will be when you bone in the back of your Tesla Cybertruck.

    By Al Tanferd,
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  5. I was told my face looks like deep fried chilli fries by some polite youngsters. What do they know!

    By Al Tanferd,
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  6. To pee or not to pee, that is transgression.

    By Al Tanferd,
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  7. If snitches get stitches, do kisses get Swiss piss?

    By Al Tanferd,
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  8. A hand in the bush is worth two in the pink

    By the constant pardner,
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  9. I spy with my little eye two big ol cheeks to clap. 

    By BIG CUMMY BUBBLES,
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  10. 1 for the cup. 2 for the girl. 3 to get ready. I hope it's a swirl

    By Mr. Direction,
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  11. If you wanna solo Sulu, then you'd better check with Checkov

    By Mr. Direction,
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  12. Jimmy Eat World then jimmy poop world

    By Edward James Almost Famous,
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  13. My wife's boyfriend says I can stay up late, apart from the nights when they go on a date.

    By EggMcGee,
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  14. Bang once for erotica; bang twice for comedy.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  15. Bang my ear once, shame on you. Bang my ear twice…is it Monday already?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  16. It ain't over 'til the fat lady sings but fat shaming is cancelled so let's keep this party rolling.

    By Edward James Almost Famous,
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  17. Birds of a feather flock together. Birds clad in leather fly like Tim Allen in Wild Hogs.

    By Edward James Almost Famous,
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  18. Put it on my card. Now shuffle the deck. Is this your card? I can’t pay the check.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  19. And that’s how the sandwich was invented.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  20. The snozzberries taste like wallpaper.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  21. If you came here looking for aggressive advice about getting skates you can use on concrete, you're going to have to fucking get in line.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  22. Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, rage against the mix of milk and Sprite.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. Lunch is for Wimps, but Dinner is the Breakfast of Champions.

    By Bert Puttocks,
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  24. People who write on bathroom walls, roll their shit into little balls. People who read those words of wit, eat those little balls of shit.

    By The Other Andy Wood,
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  25. One potato, two potatoes, three potatoes, four, the new entrance exam for Harvard is more carb based than before!

    By The Exit-tainer!,
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