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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Quincy quietly questioned his qualifications as the quarterly queefing queen this Kwanza

    By choochoo_the_wonder_slut,
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  2. It's a long way to the top in the ladder business.

    By MattCameron,
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    • 625 views

  3. Eyeball blood everywhere!

    By GregJ.Hansen,
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  4. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. My name's Scott, here's a Comedy Bang for you and an extra Bang for your cute friend

    By The_Dali_Llama,
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  5. Don't bogart the folk art!

    By DanielSwinney,   
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  6. Hey there kids, don't touch that dial! Somebody coughed AIDS on it...

    By indubitableduff,
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  7. Blowing California's Lode of Gold all over the Avocados! RIP Huell Howser.

    By DRonDudley,
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  8. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. And God

    By Haze,
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  9. Michael Jackson is in the news again. Did you see this Kevin? Did you read about this in the paper?

    By Skeevins,
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  10. Guests on Comedy Bang Bang are monitored. So don't go off topic, don't impersonate anyone, don't get your facts wrong, and don't bore me.

    By AlbertXII,
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    • 690 views

  11. Give a man a fish, feed him for a day; teach a man to fish, he love you long time.

    By Mintsle_Dungus,
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    • 679 views

  12. Punch the Air and Kick the Sea, it's Comedy Bang Bang

    By denzquix,
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  13. movie reference from a film

    By lala da vinci,
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  14. To paraphrase Chuck Dickens... god damn you, everyone

    By GregJ.Hansen,
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  15. Listeners, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful Fran-ship. *Drescher laugh*

    By CrustyDustReceptacle,
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  16. Hey buddy, why don't you come over EAR and WOLF down some of this content!

    By NicholasSchleder,
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  17. Johnny 5 is alive.....

    By unclenutso,
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  18. welcome to breakfast im your toast, spread butterman

    By ryanmannik,
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  19. Hail Mary, full of grace. The Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou amongst women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, Mother of God

    By neals79,
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  20. When I'm sixty four...

    By Tinnitus,
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  21. Welcome to Fruit Talk. I'm your host, Apri-Scott Aukerman.

    By benhertz,   
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  22. Voila! Foie gras a la Zsa Zsa!

    By DanielSwinney,   
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    • 724 views

  23. Welcome to Comedy Thang Thang!

    By countcheska,
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    • 564 views

  24. Assalamu--alaikum Salmonella Rushdie, prepare to diet!

    By Sajizzle,
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    • 844 views

  25. Me Chinese, me play joke, me put pee pee in your poo poo platter.

    By Brad Quinton,
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    • 1604 views
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