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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If it rocks don’t fix it, if it sucks just nix it, if it stands in the corner at night and says “I’m not a crook” it’s the ghost of Nixon.

    By Saskatchewiener,
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  2. They call me the dog whisperer because I sneak up behind people and whisper the word dog in their ears.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  3. I’ll take cream, whipped cream is too kinky for me.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  4. I had an orgasm but unfortunately I lost it.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  5. And before you ask, yes, Buttsqueezer IS a family name.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. Needless to say, the first four mambos were unsuccessful.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. If you find a mouse in your house slap it with your blouse. It you catch a rat out back, crack it with a bat.

    By Hoagie Howie,
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  8. If you’re happy and you know it, clap those cheeks.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  9. My dog really loves chewing tennis balls. My apologies to Andre Agassi. Feel better soon.

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  10. “The Pantys” is what millennials would call an internet award show for tired dogs.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  11. If millennials love eating ass so much why don’t they send me videos, I’m happy to give out my PO Box.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  12. Comedy Bang Bang: the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are just like literally everything I've ever done in my shitty life.

    By shittydave,
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  13. Do you kiss my mother with that mouth?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  14. Marshmallows never mellow in the microwave.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  15. I had a tough time-r coming up with this one-liner and it doesn’t even rhyme.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  16. Hey I'm Scott Aukerman and I'm not wearing pants anymore. Fuck you Bonobos.

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  17. Whoever named “college ruled” paper was probably feeling really nostalgic at the time.

    By shittydave,
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  18. Looking for a non-amputee without a legume allergy to go double clutch on deez nuts

    By CHUD’s Dumbwaiter,
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  19. I'm starting off this show with a tshirt idea for all, podswag needs more money and leesa needs more dough. So I'm putting a photo of my leesa on a tshirt for all to see, with a naked Dalton Wilcox staring out at you and me.

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  20. Sorry, I was on mute. Can you guys see my screen? Can everyone hear me? You were frozen for a second. We can go ahead and get started.

    By shittydave,
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  21. I just had an edible on the 4th day of July, bad time to do it, as I mistook a Roman Candle for my guy. The feeling was amazing I felt like I could fly, never had an orgasm quite like this, but the smell of sulfur made me cry.

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  22. Don't you know? Don't you know things can change? Things'll go your way if you Heynong for one more day

    By shittydave,
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  23. Jolly Old St. Nicholas, bend your ear this way… Okay, now bend your ear the other way… Okay, that’s a wrap.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  24. It's really too bad we don't have more fireworks, I forgot how they glow, bottle rockets, M80s, bursting 9 am to 12 am, always to and fro. My dog really loves them, barks all night in her approval, 24 hrs, 5 days a week, no need for her refusal. 

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  25. Life is about impermanence. Fireworks. Sandcastles. A big bowl of ice cream with scrumptious sprinkles. True beauty.

    By MisterOriginality,
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