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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Duck, a deer, a shemale deer

    By slowestjogger,
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    • 281 views

  2. Three’s a crowd, except at a funeral.

    By MisterOriginality,
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    • 239 views

  3. I like my bookshelves like I like my blow-up dolls: properly assembled before mounting.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 196 views

  4. There’s no business like shploe business, because shploe business isn’t a real thing.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 254 views

  5. When you said I should take it on the chin, I thought you meant something else.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 251 views

  6. Netflix and chill? I hardly know her!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 235 views

  7. Hoo wee I look just like Buddy Holly, and woo hoo I’m hung just like Buddy Hackett.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 297 views

  8. Guess what? Chicken slut.

    By Dingo Pharts,
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    • 200 views

  9. Toilet paper is scarce. Skyrocketing pricies! Ive been wiping my butt with kraft singles slices!

    By Al Tanferd,
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    • 188 views

  10. Little baby burger boy, bumping booty jams. Romping, stomping, all night long, until he shit his pants.

    By Al Tanferd,
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    • 172 views

  11. Gimme a tattoo and gimme it quick! I want the word “speedy” on the tip of my dick!

    By Al Tanferd,
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    • 193 views

  12. You know what's scarier than the dark is a flash in the dark.

    By transparentslimeball,
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    • 225 views

  13. Not a walrus, but a ghost. Maybe a sparrow or a snail

    By transparentslimeball,
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    • 221 views

  14. Sun's out, guns out, it's a dog day afternoon. Attica! Attica!

    By Foolish Mortal,
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    • 353 views

  15. I put mud treatments on while taping outdoors so I can mask while I mask while I mask.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 230 views

  16. I watch the best of the ‘94 Jim Carrey vehicles on my phone at COVID costume parties so I can Mask while I mask while I mask.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 192 views

  17. He may mock or tease but if he’s a block, with a rock of cheese, I’ll talk with ease and squeeze the rock. I’d be Socrates while he sees and gawks. With my expertise I'm bound to shock. I won’t appease the pleas to talk.

    By LordBabyHat,
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    • 233 views

  18. Stuck in a log I made friends with rocks. I got a catalog of nothing but socks so I buy a new pair every brand-new day and I won't give a care to your mama's dismay.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  19. Take the whole fam gambling, go grab your kin. Mam's rambling "go max or min!" Damn, all the bramble and gin. BAM! All the bets are in. I'm clamoring.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  20. Tonight, tonight, my plans I make, tomorrow tomorrow, the baby I take. The queen will never win the game, for Rumpelforeskin is my name!

    By CumedyGangBang-Sorry,
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    • 205 views

  21. A funny thing happened on the way to the forum, but I’m not allowed to talk about it

    By MisterOriginality,
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    • 206 views

  22. And I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for your solid tight five on air travel.

    By MisterOriginality,
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    • 209 views

  23. Party in the front. Deliveries in the back.

    By MisterOriginality,
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    • 201 views

  24. If you drive below the speed limit in the left lane, please marry me. Marry me and I promise I’ll make your life as miserable as you make mine.

    By shittydave,
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    • 257 views

  25. My head canon is full of head cheese.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 210 views
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