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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Watch out, I’m about to deploy some referential humor that will knock your socks off.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  2. The way this guy treats socks he’s not going to knock your socks off he’s going to knock them up.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  3. Question are thieves and statements are gifts?

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  4. They say don't shit where you eat but did you know there are lots of other places you shouldn't shit?

    By rhysmakeswords,
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  5. Look on this junk in my trunk, ye mighty, and despair!

    By rhysmakeswords,
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  6. Mama, just killed a man, just fucked a man, just married a man.

    By rhysmakeswords,
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  7. Speak of the devil and he appears, it's time for my colonoscopy, any volunteers?

    By FartTootToot,
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  8. Bingo Bongo, welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, your favorite podcast produced in the north Congo. 

    By FartTootToot,
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  9. If your bush is neglected call the landscaper. If it's still itchy after that, call the doctor. You might have chlamydia.

    By FartTootToot,
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  10. If you wanna wrangle my dangle, you better play me the Bangles.

    By BarnHen,
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  11. But would you mingle with a single Pringle?

    By MisterOriginality,
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  12. I’ve got one mask in my pocket, and the other one’s on a decorative scarecrow.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  13. Teamwork makes the dream work and dream work makes the meme twerk and meme twerk makes the cream jerk.

    By Space jamming,
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  14. It's important to remember that one of your friends has shit themselves more than anyone else and just because they were a baby doesn't mean they shouldn't be ridiculed.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  15. You can pick your nose; thanks to the miracles of plastic surgery.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  16. "I got a hole in one!" said the fat man with the two donuts at the golf course

    By El Chico Malo,
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  17. The Hardy Boys were hardly boys (when they traded condoms for all their toys...)

    By El Chico Malo,
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  18. The Duchess of Sussex is stuck in a ditch, but the Duke ditched the Duchess; that Duke's such a dick!

    By Egregious_Philbin,
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  19. Genghis Khan was a big-big mawn; he took over Asia and he had a lot of fawn.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  20. Waiter, could I get the extra whap of stank I ordered, please?

    By BarnHen,
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  21. Hey Updog, is that shit on your shoe?

    By Beatlejizz,   
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  22. I may not have book smarts, but I know a stale cookie when I see one. Friends call me Cookie Monster, although I’ve known many names.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  23. May all you ass-less chaps out there one day, finally, get that donkey and ride free through the pastures of your English homeland.

    By Bruce the Hygienic Fart,
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  24. get your butts ready, the plugs will be here before you know it

    By TylersLittleTrouserSnake,
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  25. "no reason boners" slowly go from embarrassing to illegal as you age in those basketball shorts, randall

    By TylersLittleTrouserSnake,
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