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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. there's no such thing as a broken heart, just a hole to be filled with my broken fart

    By TylersLittleTrouserSnake,
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  2. you can lead a horse to water but you can't reasonably assume you can wrestle him to the ground just because your dumb ass thinks he's thirsty

    By TylersLittleTrouserSnake,
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  3. see you taking out the trash, trim the bushes and the grass, watch you on your evening run, house arrest is so much fun

    By TylersLittleTrouserSnake,
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  4. My superintendent is super dependent on cougar attention.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  5. I'm tired of dry humor, let's get some wet humor up in here.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  6. If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be a sweetie and stop making me cupcakes in the bathroom.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. 1 in the hand is worth 2 in the bush is not an excuse to piss into your hands.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  8. He made a list and checked it twice but forgot to check his beard for lice

    By Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic,
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  9. Keep It Simple, Dummy.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  10. I’ll ketchup your mustard if you relish my mayonnaise.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  11. Catch THIS, assholes!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  12. And now I'd like to tell you about our new podcast Did HoobaReallyStank Or Is The Stank Re Me?

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  13. It's so hot right now my dog asked if she could get a haircut and she's hairless.Also, yeah she's a talking dog.  

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  14. I wonder if the Phantom of the Opera goes out now for a walk if he has to wear a mask over his mask or is his sufficient? What about Richard Harrow?

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  15. The Flash is an okay tv show if you just ignore the plot holes

    By dickcheesecake,
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  16. Guess what, who has, two of? I barley know what Two is!

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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  17. If you’ve got a bone to pick I suggest you leave me a bone to lick

    By dickcheesecake,
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  18. Marshmallows? No thanks. I prefer my marshes mellow.

    By dickcheesecake,
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  19. Penis

    By dickcheesecake,
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  20. How about a nice siiiiide of chicken beef, huh, sport?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  21. The Mailman mends my damaged mail, but the milkman milks his pelvic tail

    By RimjobJimbob,
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  22. In the Aeroplane Over the Sea, my mommy changes my full diapee

    By RimjobJimbob,
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  23. BloodSugarSexMagicHairSaltDogFarts

    By RimjobJimbob,
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  24. God only knows how she attaches two pieces of paper together. She glues in mysterious ways.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  25. I would if I could but I wouldn't if I couldn't

    By Fuzzyvibes,
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