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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Gobstoppers candy: Now with 33% less gob.

    By Edward James Almost Famous,
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  2. Creamy, chunky, and organic. Peanut butter or poops? Find out next on This American Life.

    By Edward James Almost Famous,
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  3. My mop top’s all the shop talk since Cop Rock.

    By LOLlard,
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  4. Country chodes take me home. To a place small and wide.

    By Edward James Almost Famous,
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  5. Nikola Tesla was a great scientist but nobody talks about how he looked down on his peers Christopher Prius and Ickobod Smartcar.

    By Edward James Almost Famous,
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  6. The secret to life is simple: live, laugh, and put $20 of each paycheck into a high-dividend, low-risk blue chip stock for 45 years and then die rich AF. .

    By Edward James Almost Famous,
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  7. The wheels on the bus go lower and lower each year because our education system has no budget for air pressure gauges.

    By Edward James Almost Famous,
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  8. Blood is thicker than water but this wet t-shirt contest has taken a turn for the worse.

    By Edward James Almost Famous,
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  9. Bonjur, Boners

    By Icyhot on my scrotum E i E i o,
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  10. Whoopie cushion for the pushin. I laugh during sex. 

    By Icyhot on my scrotum E i E i o,
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  11. Nobody puts babies with the coroner

    By Icyhot on my scrotum E i E i o,
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  12. They say pride goeth before a fall, but I can only go in public if I’m in a stall.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  13. Little Bo-Peep Has Lost Her Sheep and Little Hos-Peeped From Across The Street

    By Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic,
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  14. Of Course I'm Annoying, I'm Your Brother

    By Bearcat,
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  15. The knight is young... Demote him to squire!

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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  16. Roses are red; / Paul Hollywood’s eyes are blue. / I auditioned for the Great British Baking Show, / But they didn’t like my signature goo.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  17. Some of us LIKE matcha powder, PAUL!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  18. When life gives you lemons, grate the zest off and simmer it in cream. Otherwise your custard will turn out too tart.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  19. Shiver me timbers, this bimbo’s on a bender.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  20. Early to bed and early to rise helps me avoid getting Taco Bell thighs.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,   
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  21. When you told me to shove it during that shuffleboard game, I thought you meant something else.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  22. When I'm mildly to moderately depressed, I reach for No More Tears shampoo.  No More Tears: Start saying goodbye to sobbing and side effects. And stop singing "Hello Darkness, My Old Friend."

    By The Rhyming Mime,
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  23. Here’s an OJ verdict for you; pulp sucks.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  24. It’s thyme to nutmeg, I’m cumin.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  25. Your corona, my Sharona.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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