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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. As death washed over Trevor, his last thoughts were of Mirabelle and the romantic night they'd shared on Mauna Loa. Good dog, Mirabelle. Good dog.

    By dirtyvicar,
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  2. As Dexter Holland of The Offspring once sang about Israel and Palestine, "You gotta keep 'em separated."

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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  3. As Dr. Spitzcumins always said, "I'm not a Doctor I just suck things out of a hose that poke out of the hole in wall number 1 and spit the contents into the hole in wall number 2. I don't ask questions. This is a good job and I don't want to make waves."

    By BillsBalls,
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  4. As easy as one, two, nose!

    By Chimpinalls,
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  5. As elected swag lord of the universe, I decree that Argentina no longer exists

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  6. As far as characters go, I consider Donkey to be mediocre and Shrek to be a meaty Ogre.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  7. As far as circle jerks go, this ones the circliest.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  8. As far as I am concerned Batman has opened a Justice Dispensary.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  9. As far as I am concerned the only "rescue" animals are Chip & Dale and the rest of the Rescue Rangers.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  10. As far as I'm concerned there are only three things in life: wicks, sticks and licks. Please buy one of my ice cream scented candles.

    By krundled,
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  11. As far as I'm concerned, a volcano is just a Fleshlight for God's dick.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  12. As far as I'm concerned, an earthquake is just a washing machine for God's clitoris.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  13. As far as I'M concerned, babies should be eating steak frites, and I should be eating breast milk out of a orthodontic bottle. But, hey, I'm not the President of Earth.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  14. As far as I'm concerned, caves are just glory holes for God's dick.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  15. As far as I'm concerned, Henry Winkler will always be on the Ayyy list

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  16. As far as I'm concerned, poems are just boring movie trailers.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  17. As far as I'm concerned, Ravi, it sounds like a SHITar

    By JoeyDubuc,
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  18. As far as I'm concerned, Satan is the original immigrant.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  19. As far as I'm concerned, songs should be accurate to the band and it's members. Robin and Maurice Gibb you're fuckin' up.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  20. As far as I'm concerned, the American prairie is just God's grass on the field to play ball on.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  21. As far as I'm concerned, the Carolina Marsh Tacky is the true offical state horse of North Carolina

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  22. As far as I'm concerned, the greatest filmmaker in the beaver community is Clint Eatswood

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  23. As far as I'm concerned, the most pretentious droid is U2-D2

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  24. As far as I'm concerned, the planets are just God's pearl necklace.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  25. As far as I'm concerned, urine is the original streaming service.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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