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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. you seem out of place selling overpriced teas in a hipster coffee shop - you'd seem more at home on a prison work-farm or on a deep sea trawler, wrest

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  2. Fight to win, live for fun, travel more and stab a stranger

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  3. readers digest writers poop

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  4. que pasa perro caliente?

    By carlosfugazi,
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  5. Man tutors cake!

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  6. Mute Satan rock!

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  7. Tuna cake storm!

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  8. Unlike a bowling Daniel Plainview, we're just getting started!

    By jimmybc,
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  9. I'm prepared to offer a handsome reward for the safe return of my spaceman gloves - no questions asked

    By jimmybc,
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  10. What's down, cold cat?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  11. Slip me a twenty, flip me the bird

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  12. This is my handle, this is my spout, but those are just cute nicknames I use for my different parts and I'm a gun and I'm going to shoot you now

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  13. Close your eyes and smile, it's time to listen and relax. If you're currently driving, remember not to text

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  14. Yes the legends are true, but do you know WHY the floor is made of lava?

    By ArtMatt,
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  15. Did you ever hear about the time I was in Almost Famous? Welcome to WTF with Marc Maron.

    By JacobCrites,
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  16. Lead my Rips: I did not have dislexual relations with that woman

    By JacobCrites,
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  17. The doctors replaced my hands with ping pong paddles. I'm living the dream!

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  18. If you wake up and find a horse's head in your bed, check to see if it's still attached to the horse. If it is, hooray! You have a new snuggle buddy.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 565 views

  19. Amidst the mists and fiercest frosts with barest wrists & stoutest boasts, he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he gets the jokes.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  20. Sweet Sister Citrus sits six slick ships into six slick ship's slits.

    By TheMisterPipes,
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  21. The following sunrise brought much to MacLean: revelations, shame, blinding headaches. He coughed his brown vomitus into the porcelain vortex and slum

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. 'Aye that's good manuscript', said MacLean, circling the contours of his robo-whores left nip with his right index finger. He set it down by the toast

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. Alistair MacLean perused the manuscript his robo-whore had procured him from the ruins of ArdNaois; with his advance spent on robo-whores and sloe gi

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  24. Mall Blart 3: Good Things Come In Blarts, Blart a-la carte edition

    By teedle,
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  25. Hey don't let that elf steal your purse! Unless you've been trying to sell it and no seems intrested then maybe you should let the little guy have it.

    By JaJunk,
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