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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Stare at my clearly undescended testicle any longer and I'm turning this school bus around!

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  2. You can't steal what you've already bought and you can't catch what you've already got.

    By Pablo Picasshole,
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  3. What's the frequency, Kenneth? Of these suppositories? Five up the butt every hour? No thanks I'll take my chances with the cancer.

    By MayorOfTurdtown,
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  4. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, get rid of it all with VACCU-SEX-OTRONICS, the all-nude, all-robot cleaning company!

    By MayorOfTurdtown,
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    • 349 views

  5. If you're not talking TMNT to me, put some TNT in your booty.

    By BigBootyBossBaby,
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  6. Rub my belly for luck, go a little lower and we’ll fuck.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  7. Asparagus is an aphrodisiac, doubly so for people who are into water sports.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  8. Oh waiter. This steak is burnt to a crisp on the outside, yet raw and bloody on the inside. It's got too much fat on it, and its greasy. Plus it's way too spicy and salty. In other words..... Its right up my alley.

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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  9. Saying “Hello” is saying “Goodbye” if you happen to be from a state thats abrev’d HI

    By Caroline Parry,
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  10. Grumps with the mumps can thump my plump rump bumps while I take a lumpy dump in my sump pump

    By CremeFreesh,
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  11. Scott Aukerman? More like THOT Aukerman. And by “THOT” I mean “that host over there.”

    By Bopstick,
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  12. If you feel blue stay put have a listen. It’s comedy gold, oh no it’s not written. Improvisation is key, you see. So enjoy the show, hope the laughs make you pee.

    By eatin_aint_cheatin,
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  13. It’s like my Pam-Paw used to say “You snooze some, you looze some.”

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  14. I’m still years away but I can feel a hell of a mid-life crisis brewin’ inside me.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  15. Simon Cowell’s kitchen towel is covered in blood from a murder most foul

    By El Chico Malo,
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  16. Euripides’ Shorts? How about Euripideez nuts.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  17. One by land, two if by sea, four if you're playing golf, but only 69 on the weekends.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  18. Get out of my car, and into my cream.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  19. If staying at home alone and talking to no one is cool now, then call me the Fonz!

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 214 views

  20. If asses and butts were candy and nuts, my mouth sure would taste a whole lot different.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 236 views

  21. Make a new plan, Stan. Make a new ploby, Toby.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  22. Pac-Man has a Batman fetish

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  23. If you mess with Dafoe, you gotta go

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  24. Ball’s on your court, your honor. What are you gonna do, dunk me into jail? Yeah, I’d like to see a worthless worm like you try. Go die.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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    • 249 views

  25. "Will you put a sock in it!?" I asked the Red Hot Chili Peppers as they were about to have sex.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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