New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. Republican, Democrat, Libertarian, Vegetarian, Obstetrician... I can't stand any of 'em!

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2. Welcome to Comedy Bang! Bang! I'm your host Scott Aukerman. Thanks for the catchprase submission from

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3. Doctor says I wipe my butt too much, but joke's on him, 'cause it's not my butt!

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4. Many sleep in the nude, but I sleep In The Mood by Glenn Miller

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5. Not knowing is natures way of saying you're dumb.

   By JaJunk, October 1, 2015
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6. Fun fact: no fun fact has ever been fun.

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7. Corn Cob-erman himself compels you to finish your pig-faced hot dog least 30 minutes before going swimming.

   By Colfax McLiverneck, October 1, 2015
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8. Gay dong man, I'm a straight Compton man, so please put away your hey long glans.

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9. It's true what they say about Scott Aukerman, but it's also not true what they don't say about him. Unless, of course, they do say it.

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10. I could have started with "I should have", but alas, this sentence is, as of now, over.

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11. I went to the bathroom after Dave Coulier, and man did he (insert hand signs here) tear...it...up

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12. If I had a nickel for every nickel I didn't have, I'd have half of them.

    By TheCredibleHulk, October 1, 2015
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13. Eggnog, man.

    By RigatoniJP, October 1, 2015
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14. you catch more vinegar enthusiasts with vinegar than you do with honey

    By ArtMatt, September 30, 2015
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15. Her brine-hole is closed to me. You must acquire sexier friends.

    By KrangkaDelic, September 30, 2015
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16. Snatchphrase Suggestion: pfft squish pffffppfffft splish drip close

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17. Jimmy Crack Corn and I don't talk much anymore

    By ArtMatt, September 30, 2015
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18. The problem with Smurf comedians is that they always work blue.

    By AprilFoolsRebel, September 30, 2015
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19. pimp my bride, said the jazz musician

    By KrangkaDelic, September 30, 2015
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20. You flodregradulayingly stupid girl. I should set a thrashing about you.

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21. That guy really knows how to hold a grudge. And, of course, grudge is what I call my penis.

    By AprilFoolsRebel, September 30, 2015
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22. Eyes may be the window to the soul, but the anus is the window to the colon

    By Jotchua, September 30, 2015
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23. Clear eyes or full hearts? I can't choose.

    By SteveH, September 30, 2015
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24. Tell it to the Judge! The Mike Judge that is.

    By SeñorFartFace, September 30, 2015
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25. Red sky at night, Sheppard pies flying monty circus

    By yodellingwalrus, September 30, 2015
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