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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I like my women like I like my coffee, strong, salty, and deep in my ass.

    By LawrenceOfALabia,
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  2. I always go balls deep, but you have to when you got a little dick.

    By LawrenceOfALabia,
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    • 201 views

  3. He doesn’t sing Jeremy Piven, but he does sing Jeremy Renner.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  4. Here’s my yearly reminder to McDonald’s to please kill off the character of Grimace and make it canonical that his soul has been obliterated so that he may no longer threaten the multiverse, which our own reality is a part of

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  5. You’re telling me the Flintstones society could make a camera flash out of a bird but the best they could do for cars was to kick their feet like a bunch of suckers?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. Your momma’s bottom’s so powerful, Ebenezer Scrooge has nothing on her.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 228 views

  7. A bird in Iraq is worth two for George Bush.

    By A Fish On Which to Wish,
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  8. "Hot Scott's motto is egalitarian, a shot of Motts Clamato is not vegetarian"

    By Milton Danger,
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  9. I need a thong for my dong to hold it in place, it flops around like a big flaccid mace.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  10. My brain doesn’t understand who Kylie Minogue is.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 187 views

  11. Shiver me timbers, that was quite an orgasm!

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  12. More often than not an off crab rangoon has got me caught in the lobby bathroom with a bit of poo poo gloom, bum bum go boom.

    By Milton Danger,
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  13. I’d say you’ve contracted mud, but mud is not a contractable disease. However, mud butt is, and you’ve got it.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  14. my wife's boyfriend keeps drinking my red wine, I wish he would let me stay up past my bed-time.

    By Hamildave_is_my_dad,
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  15. A person who gets it doggy style doesn’t take it lying down.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  16. Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, deez nuts resting on your chin.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 206 views

  17. smokers smoke and pokers poke, my grandmother must be a stroker

    By Hamildave_is_my_dad,
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  18. All this time the theme song to Barney has been YANKEE DOODLE?!?!!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  19. she showed up missing a leg, just like a pirate I need to peg

    By Hamildave_is_my_dad,
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  20. I have more mental disorders than you could even know, maybe they'll approach me about a TLC show

    By Hamildave_is_my_dad,
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    • 173 views

  21. everything is sunshine and rainbows, that is until the Molly wears off

    By Hamildave_is_my_dad,
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    • 185 views

  22. “Ask me if I care,” scoffed Bedtime Bear.

    By TylerGarver,
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  23. When I’m visiting Arizona and get upset I have a Tempe tantrum.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 204 views

  24. Tyler Durden? I hardly know whether that’s me or someone else.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  25. You really expect me to clean up that trail of semen? After I came all this way?

    By CaptPukeFish,
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