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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Bishop takes knight = Chess. Bishop takes the night = Catholic rave.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 157 views

  2. I just buffed and waxed the Popemobile, please don't shit on it.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 159 views

  3. Hey nonny nonny, hey nonny nonny, hey nonny nonny, nong man ho!

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 147 views

  4. To get your porn star name, first start acting in porn films, then select a name to go in the credits.

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. If you’re Edward Scissorhands and you know it, don’t clap your hands because you’ll entangle your blades in front of a group of judgmental white ladies who will not be kind.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  6. My catchphrases are like the Wayans brothers, they just keep on coming. 

    By SideofMcG,
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  7. My catchphrases bring all the boys to the yard and they're like, where's the flippin' milkshakes we were promised?

    By SideofMcG,
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  8. Fillibustering the catchphrase forum didn't have the desired effect but it did mean SideofMcG got fired from his job

    By SideofMcG,
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  9. Hello neighbour, hello friend, come hither and hear about my grisly end.

    By SideofMcG,
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  10. If it bleeds, it leads. If it chimes, it rhymes. If it's from Nantucket, well... I don't need to spell it out for you.

    By SideofMcG,
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  11. Nobody knows the trouble I've seen. That's why I wasn't called as a witness in that murder trial.

    By SideofMcG,
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  12. Down the slide, around the bend, don't hide a watch in your rear end.

    By SideofMcG,
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  13. If you're Psychokinetic and you know it, clap my hands.

    By SideofMcG,
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  14. They tore down the Swings at the park yesterday.. I guess it doesn't mean a thing...

    By Scam Elliot,
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  15. Pretty in Pink. Sweet 16 in the Stink.

    By Jason’s Blazer,
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  16. If you’re self-aware and you know it, clap your hands.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  17. I learned the hard way that How to Eat Fried Worms is not a recipe book.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  18. As the saying goes, “Early to bed, catch the worm, gather no moss and don’t be a bitch.”

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 171 views

  19. New Nonno. Becoming a grandfather in italy for the first time. New Nonno

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  20. This Happy Meal comes with a happy ending, and by that I mean you can have your hot wheels car when you finish your nuggets.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  21. I've got ice in my veins, ice on my fingers, crocs on my feet, and a Rubenesque dinger.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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    • 222 views

  22. Who needs viagra when you've got a picture of Gene Wilder?

    By Turtleshark,
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  23. Balls, balls, the testicle fruit. The more you beat, the more you shoot

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 170 views

  24. Congratulations, you passed the testicle

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 162 views

  25. Suck blood, eat cereal. Rinse and repeat.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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