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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. We've set the bar high, which makes it really difficult to order drinks.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  2. Nose-bro's doze while ho-hoes loose they clothes.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 595 views

  3. hyperlink catchphrases' lives matter

    By KrangkaDelic,   
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  4. Say what you want about Errol Flynn but that motherfucker buckled a lot of swash, bro.

    By VonFaunch,
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  5. oh no! i turned myself into a badger. oh well. welcome to comedy bang badge....r

    By pineappledandy,
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  6. When passing through security all belts are off.

    By Basilepn,
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  7. and now its time for pluuuu... oh shit, we've got 90 minutes to kill.

    By pineappledandy,
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  8. You sank my beatle ship! looks like there was never a fab four

    By pineappledandy,
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  9. welcome to comedy bang bang?

    By pineappledandy,
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  10. Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beat All Jews! Tricked ya!

    By Mister Malaka,
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  11. Gary Oldman sure is living up to his name these days, eh?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  12. I'm more interested in the Hero with a Thousand FECES.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  13. The one thing that can stop the tyranny of men is the sweet, sweet melodies of kesha

    By SeanMcNamara,
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    • 702 views

  14. This catchphrase is funnier if you read it out loud.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  15. I don't want to cause a big scene or anything, but somebody in this elevator farted and nobody's getting off until we find the culprit.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  16. That fedora would look cooler if you were in the forties or if you weren't in your forties

    By gogmagog,
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  17. Hey, how old are grampas, am I right?

    By gogmagog,
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  18. Call Me Butter, Because I'm On a Roll!

    By The_Big_Chill,   
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  19. The troglodyte got into my pantie drawer again!

    By LARDdischarge,   
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  20. my first catchphrase submission

    By VincentEL,
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  21. I was only trying to get a little bit of spaghetti on my fork, but the situation really meatballed.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  22. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but they won't break Wolverine's.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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    • 627 views

  23. "You're in trouble!" Stated my swollen prostate. I guess that old codger I.P. Freely was right: youth truly is wasted on the young.

    By Qwyatt Wyatt,
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  24. Ever since my dog died I've had to take the stairs everywhere I go. My leg strength is increasing and I've seen remarkable improvements to my cardiova

    By Qwyatt Wyatt,
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    • 613 views

  25. When Terry Bounces He Bounce Good

    By BLOOOR,
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