Jump to content
đź”’ The Earwolf Forums are closed Read more... Ă—

New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

48976 topics in this forum

  1. Hi I’m Scott Chocula, grandson of the great Count Chocula, but don’t ask me about that cereal fortune because I haven’t seen one red cent.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 199 views

  2. Can you taste what the Rock is basting?!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 0 replies
    • 160 views

  3. My name is Scott, and I’m in luck If one of you fucks can make me a cuck

    By Low Maintenance Meat,
    • 0 replies
    • 153 views

  4. Not sure why you’d describe me as "high-breasted" unless it has something to do with the tits growing out either side of my Adam's apple.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
    • 0 replies
    • 178 views

  5. One time I went on a canoe date with this chick who couldn’t talk and there was a crab there who really wanted us to fuck.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
    • 0 replies
    • 160 views

  6. I'm in the gym all day, everyday.  I live in the vents and I stare at people, if only I could be part of their world.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
    • 0 replies
    • 146 views

  7. Picture this but constantly for two weeks.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
    • 0 replies
    • 146 views

  8. Things are worse than they've ever been, but not as bad as they used to be.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
    • 0 replies
    • 151 views

  9. Going to Japan to investigate the disappearance of a US space capsule. #YOLT

    By Turtleshark,
    • 0 replies
    • 177 views

  10. "BJ and the Bear" would be a whole different show nowadays

    By Turtleshark,
    • 0 replies
    • 171 views

  11. Pour me up a bowl of that sweet, sweet bean-juice

    By ImAChuckster,
    • 0 replies
    • 173 views

  12. Milk will not be contained. Milk breaks free. Milk, uh... finds a way

    By ImAChuckster,
    • 0 replies
    • 177 views

  13. Milk in motion stays in motion

    By ImAChuckster,
    • 0 replies
    • 145 views

  14. You can't spell "pussy willow" without "Ow! Willy's pus."

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
    • 0 replies
    • 173 views

  15. W.H.A.T.S U.P. H.O.T.D.O.G. (Look Inside)

    By Pinnochio Grigio,
    • 0 replies
    • 274 views

  16. A Bird in the Hand is Worth Two in the Stink

    By cleareyesfulldiapers,
    • 0 replies
    • 138 views

  17. If there was ever a butthole that couldn't be fingered to orgasm I've certainly never encountered it

    By BingTheSearchEngineNotAFriend,
    • 0 replies
    • 218 views

  18. Why isn't there an app that can take a shit for me? I'm tired of diapers. Is there no other way?

    By BingTheSearchEngineNotAFriend,
    • 0 replies
    • 206 views

  19. If you're reading this you have a smelly butt and like to eat your own poop

    By BingTheSearchEngineNotAFriend,
    • 0 replies
    • 151 views

  20. You can't spell "panda peen rap" without a pen and paper

    By Turtleshark,
    • 0 replies
    • 191 views

  21. Tight as a feather, sing like a bee

    By 16andRepugnant,
    • 0 replies
    • 141 views

  22. Here's my impression of Joey Lawrence and Keanu Reeves: They both seem like decent, hardworking guys to me

    By Turtleshark,
    • 0 replies
    • 183 views

  23. When you scope the chair, you don't need the 411, you need the 1-4-1-4. One for me, and one for my homies.

    By frasierfonzie,
    • 0 replies
    • 136 views

  24. Liar liar, pants on fiyah. Ate extra spicy jambalaya.

    By SegaShines,
    • 0 replies
    • 159 views

  25. Life is an MC Escher highway and I have no intention of riding it all night long

    By Paul Fart Burp Cop,
    • 0 replies
    • 202 views
×