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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Gather 'round young sailors, so that I might regale you with tales of my days at land.

    By EvanOliver,   
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  2. I'm here to kick ass and weep mournfully and I've already cried those tears away.

    By BrooksRudolph,
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  3. A lack of planning on your end does not constitute an emergency on mine, God.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  4. I got the edge of my sleeve wet while washing my hands. Day ruined!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  5. The sight of a 400 lb walrus is arousing to other walruses.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  6. I will give Facebook posts a thumbs-up. I will give tweets a star. BUT I REFUSE to give instagrams a heart!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  7. One box of Mac n Cheese never seems like enough, but two boxes is waaay too much.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  8. I'm pretty sure sex is just an excuse for guys to ejaculate.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  9. Whose woods these are, I think I know... Mainly because of that sign that says, "These be Ted's woods."

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  10. Julie Taymor Syndrome is when a director begins to think that all their ideas are good ideas.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  11. Shingles and lovin' it!

    By mynamebrittney,
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  12. If only I could scoop your opinions by the handful, and rub them into my skin to. . ..

    By mynamebrittney,
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  13. OK, but what I want to know is: who watches the people who watch the watchmen?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  14. Revenge is a dish best served on a banana leaf with a bright orange sambal sauce. You call this plating!? You're a disappointment and this is RAW!

    By mynamebrittney,
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  15. Present this podcast at your participating local retailer for a free hug!

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  16. I may not be a Supreme Court justice, but I rule this room and I'll be working here until I die.

    By Ethan.damon,
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  17. If you didn’t want the invoices to smell like soy beans, you shouldn’t have gone to the gourmet copy shop

    By Tyler Monsein,
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  18. Tonight on Acting 101: “Imitating yelling people by talking quietly in falsetto"

    By Tyler Monsein,
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  19. The key to happiness is knowing whoever can in as much as you believe it will!

    By Tyler Monsein,
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  20. The groggy froggy rolled out of bed and contemplated his day before strapping on his shoes and heading out the door.

    By thecrench,
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  21. I say ask, you say axe. Let's just agree that I won't press charges if you stop chopping me up into little bits!

    By Qwyatt Wyatt,
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  22. Fans of Kanye West unite! HaHa! Now we've got him right where we want him!!! Ready, Aim, FIRE!

    By Qwyatt Wyatt,
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  23. if you are listening to this on your death bed, then please get up and throw away that bed. It will eventually kill you.

    By Mobster84,
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  24. They plague me night and day, these men with the look of thirst in their eyes, wanting, waiting. My yard will never have the solitude I once found so

    By thecrench,
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  25. Supreme Court

    By Ethan.damon,
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