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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Opinions are like onions. You can buy 'em; heck, you can even eat 'em in the privacy of your own home. But don't eat one in front of me. Don't you dar

    By JacobTalley,
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  2. My otter got too wet. I'm not doing the show until somebody dries my otter.

    By ahhthenameistootsiebaby,
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  3. Kent Charisma is my name; disappointment is my game

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  4. Sound the alarm, I've just found Walt Whitman's killer ab routine workout VHS tape collection. Minus volume three.

    By greazey_bob,
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  5. They say write what you know. This one's called fairy tale flatulence.

    By greazey_bob,
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  6. I believe that pie begins at confection.

    By 3arl,
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  7. Businessmen, they drink my wine, but they paid above-market rate for a substandard vintage so Iā€™m pretty okay with it.

    By brunchpants,
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  8. Get crazy with the Cheez Whiz! But not too crazy, this isn't the circus.

    By KatherineIsOdd,
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  9. Yo mama so ugly not even SmarterChild would text her back.

    By smitty,
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  10. For just the price of a cup of coffee, you can provide a child in need with a much-needed cup of coffee.

    By theoren_1,
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  11. i saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by podcasts...

    By Smozi,
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  12. Congratulations, you all passed the oral exam - welcome to the Marines!

    By Smozi,
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  13. When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore. But when a snakelike fish bites off your thumb, that's a Moray eel.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  14. Lemmings was a game I used to play; so this is a catchphrase I'm going to say.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. My grandfather kicked the bucket last night. He didn't have his glasses on, so he just walked right into the bucket.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  16. Hey nong sloopy! Sloopy hey NONG!

    By DustinWheeler,   
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  17. catchphrase suggestion

    By DustinWheeler,   
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  18. When it comes to buttons, I say more cushion for the pushin' because I have sensitive fingers, and I also like to fuck buttons.

    By ImmaculateWeiner,
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  19. "Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, the phrase that pays....just not very well"

    By RoryO'Donnell,   
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  20. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, unless that doctor is Dr. J, which in that case, slam dunk motherfucker

    By tommychup,   
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  21. Tom Brady drops back, evades the shuttlecock! Shoots the three! Past the goalkeeper! Home Run!

    By smitty,
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  22. In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. And then he made whoopie pies.

    By Frenchfries,
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  23. Rise and Shine! Cause if you don't it's back to molecular cloud from which you formed!

    By Frenchfries,
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  24. Like a Narcoleptomaniac steals dreams I'm here to steal your heart through your ears welcome to Comedy Bang Bang

    By KyleKyboBoyce,
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  25. I said hey, what's up?! hello-nong man!

    By KyleKyboBoyce,
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