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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. One of my socks went missing from the laundry room in my apartment building. The prime suspect is a one-legged guy who lives next door.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  2. It's the bee's knees, the fly's thighs, the ant's pants.

    By GeorgeHnasko,
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  3. Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs AT you. Boy, the world's a dick.

    By GeorgeHnasko,
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  4. The one-eyed man with astigmatism is doing pretty ok in the land of fancy monocles.

    By GeorgeHnasko,
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  5. This hatchpraise is brought to you by the Malapropism Society

    By GeorgeHnasko,
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  6. smella legosi stinks your blood.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. I'm not going to sugarcoat this...the last thing I want is ants all over my jacket.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  8. Holy Ketchup, this tomato party needs less salt and more beefsteak!

    By Gary_Tingle,
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  9. I did the hokey pokey but I still don't know what it's all about!

    By JeremyCarlstedt,
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  10. Up With People, Down With Disease, In with the tide, and out with a BANG! Bang.

    By Jug Bandit,
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  11. Take me to church - I'll give you some gas money!

    By JeremyCarlstedt,
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  12. There was a fracas in Caracas with B.A. Baracus, when Chewbacca attacked us with a pair of maracas.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  13. A Bang in the context of a loving relationship is worth two in the Comedy, but Earwolf never has a headache, Melanie.

    By TerrifulAds,
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  14. If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. Give a man a couple million bucks and he can collect a modest income from the interest!

    By Qwyatt Wyatt,
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  15. Don't you see? The penis was inside you all along!

    By Jon1326657842,
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  16. Your mom told me you said you were too cool for school so I bought you this heater. Also, I'm your real father.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  17. Scott! It's Marvin, your cousin! Marvin Aukerman! Listen to this! Nevermind! His hands aren't steady enough to play the guitar!

    By Bever Hopox,
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  18. Why would anyone want to sleep like a baby tonight? Small crib, no bowel control, but man that tit bit, I'm back on board. Baby on board.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  19. On treasure island there is a chest one with object inside, a mirror. Treasure yourself.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  20. Cool beans, no thanks.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  21. Scaberdeen Washington, Sam Scabums, Scabjamin Franklin, Thomas Scabbersons,

    By Jake Dingus,
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  22. If you steal your neighbors snickers bar beware! Before you know you'll have their nuts in your mouth!

    By Qwyatt Wyatt,
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  23. A watched toaster never boils.

    By Chask'eLindgren,
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  24. Neo was a good boy but Neo is no more for what he thought was H20 was water. He is alway astute.

    By buttermetwice,
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    • 521 views

  25. Are you there Margaret? It's me, God. Payback time.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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