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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Why are you hitting on yourself?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 564 views

  2. “Custom cars, kissing in the rain, neon, trains in the night, high-speed pursuit, rumbles, rock stars, motorcycles, jokes in tough situations, (CONTD)

    By Skeevins,
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    • 1014 views

  3. I can't say this catchphrase, it's far too filthy!

    By VajayjayLeno,
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    • 687 views

  4. In the end, the love you take is equal to the love you bake, Sara Lee.

    By VajayjayLeno,
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    • 623 views

  5. Batdance makes the heart grow fonder.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 450 views

  6. How much for the dolly pants?

    By GeorgeHnasko,
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    • 520 views

  7. Rock out with your caulk out! It's that time of year to make sure your windows are nice and sealed.

    By GeorgeHnasko,
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    • 536 views

  8. 70% to 80% of household dust is made up of skin cells. Kansas was right!!!

    By GeorgeHnasko,
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    • 525 views

  9. Is she still a lady after the fourth time?

    By GeorgeHnasko,
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    • 494 views

  10. There are three things you can't teach: how to remember, how to care and....what was the other one? I don't know- who cares!?

    By GeorgeHnasko,
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    • 614 views

  11. ...and in the end, it was the Baha Men all along.

    By Mobster84,
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    • 576 views

  12. Look party people, that sort of disregard for hand waving will not be tolerated here!

    By GeorgeHnasko,
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    • 498 views

  13. Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle. Honey, did you hear the good news? My brother and his monkey wife are pregnant!

    By Mister Malaka,
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    • 620 views

  14. If words are like the turds of birds then perhaps our prose is just so many piles of paltry poultry poop.

    By Qwyatt Wyatt,
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    • 657 views

  15. I've heard it said that one can have too much of a good thing. Well, this week I've finally discovered what that good thing is: preserved meats.

    By Qwyatt Wyatt,
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    • 551 views

  16. If you're looking for the place to be, you need look no further! We're already here and you're not welcome, you stupid pieces of shit!

    By Qwyatt Wyatt,
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    • 558 views

  17. Rub this highly scented chemical laden bar of wax repeatedly across any recently disinfected bodily surface from which you secrete malodorous fluids.

    By Qwyatt Wyatt,
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    • 597 views

  18. Mars Bars in Fancy Cars

    By DownInTheLicoriceMines,
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  19. Unfortunately, dear listeners, this episode of Comedy Bang Bang will not contain any plugs. Why, you ask? Because they're all in my butt!

    By Qwyatt Wyatt,
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    • 1134 views

  20. Hakuna Matata Na Na Na Hey Hey Hey Goodbye- I mean, Hello

    By MCB99,
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    • 643 views

  21. I've heard of small fry, but STIR fry? Well, actually I HAVE heard of that. Sorry to trouble you.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 476 views

  22. Health tip for the day - the best way to prevent colon cancer: stop pulling your butt open at the sun.

    By VonFaunch,
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    • 718 views

  23. Little known fact - Liberace's final wish was to change the name piano to pian-yes. Google it.

    By VonFaunch,
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    • 783 views

  24. We've set the bar high, which makes it really difficult to order drinks.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
    • 0 replies
    • 486 views

  25. Nose-bro's doze while ho-hoes loose they clothes.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 532 views
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