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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Do I dare disturb the universe? Still owes me 20 bucks.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  2. Don't look at me, I just squirt here.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  3. My humps, my humps, my humps are a sign of a serious medical problem.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  4. 8392713 210 284742 1

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  5. Like superman my weakness is horses and a cripling sense of quadriplegia 

    By Foreignpony,
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  6. There once was a horse from Nantucket who walked into a bar. The bartender said “I’d never leave home if I were you!”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. A horse pole-vaults into a bar. The bartender says “Why the long stick?”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. A ghost horse floats into a bar. The bartender says “Why the l-l-l-long face?”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. I’ve been struggling with how bad I am at tying shoes, but I think I may have finally found a loophole.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  10. When you told me that baker pinched a mean loaf, I thought you meant something else.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  11. Don’t hate the playa, hate the beach game.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  12. What are water-coloring watercolor coloring crayons coloring if not water?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  13. I was in a tizzy when i learned what glizzy meant

    By Makingmywaydowntown,
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  14. i went to the emmys

    By Makingmywaydowntown,
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  15. Put your face-in the basin, your butthole in the toiletbowl, drop your nice pantz like Dennis Franz, spread your cheeks and let it leaks.

    By TartarAvenger,
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  16. Vinegar tastes great on me fish 'n' chips, but only so-so on me piss 'n' shits.

    By Dr. Julius P. Cumstein,
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  17. All I got this Halloween, was a bag full of Covid-19.

    By Goose Poop and the Blues Troop,
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  18. If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we'd all have Type 2 diabetes.

    By ButterBallDink,
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  19. Four in the pink and two in the stink? We'll take it from here, guys!

    By ButterBallDink,
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  20. A Stepmom is better than no Mom, or so I’ve been told. My Dad was single.

    By SanHolo,
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  21. If you find yourself wanting to laugh at the following content, feel free. It is a comedy podcast and laughing is encouraged.

    By MrPrincessDoctorJr,
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  22. No wonder we don't see any flagships anymore, if they don't even sell them in the flagship store.

    By Goose Poop and the Blues Troop,
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  23. Whether by hook or by crook, either way that amateur mountain climber sure did a shit ton of property damage in Target.

    By Freckzandrespecktz,
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  24. Pee porridge hot, pee porridge cold, pee porridge in 1 cup, 2 girls have made it so.

    By Auk Scotterman,
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  25. I smelled a fart from my part, who says scratch and sniff is dead?

    By Paranoid Bumdroid,
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