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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I wasted my whole afternoon reading books about how to be more productive.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  2. My parents used to beat me with a stick. They called it the "Judicial Branch".

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  3. I found a half-eaten hamburger on the ground but I didn't eat it because I'm a vegetarian.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 651 views

  4. Here are your Powerball numbers for the next draw: 9 34 48 52 54, Powerball 15

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  5. If something is not fair, ask if it is a carnival!

    By Joeloton,
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  6. All proceeds from today's show will go right into my big fat mouth and later out of my little pink butt hole, eventually reaching the sea.

    By Shampoodler,
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  7. Send in the clowns? You mean this whole time, we've had clowns?! What else have you been keeping from me Jerry?

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  8. Yo-yo's ma walks the dog around the world only after cello biafra practice is complete.

    By LastShartFighter,
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  9. Hi-C, dead people, your listening to... what's the name of this podcasht again?

    By WhoistheVoblex??,
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  10. Kill the mall and let dog sort them out.

    By GeorgeHnasko,
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  11. A kiss in the morning, a soft pat at noon, a light rub at sun down, I'll be a man soon.

    By Danny Boyko,
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  12. I've washed my hands clean of having my fingers in many pies

    By maddywilde2015,
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  13. Despite my flight from Brightons' shore, I bring thee mind-gold; just like before

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. We salute you, Captain Tuttle, humanitarian and healer. Good luck, Doctor, in that great big waiting room in the sky.

    By buttermetwice,
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  15. Sex isn't cool

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. Wow, thank you Reggie for the that song and for being with us today in the studio

    By buttermetwice,
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  17. Four score and seven years a Snow. Jon Snow lived to be 87.

    By Frenchfries,
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  18. Now with 30% fewer father issues!!

    By buttermetwice,
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  19. Nong time no see

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  20. Yo Ne-Yo! Yo knee, yo! Check out yo knee, Ne-Yo!

    By Mister Malaka,
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  21. I'm a little tea pot, short and stout. My captors pour boiling water into me constantly. They teabag me, like it's all some big joke. Send help.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  22. I may not be much on the eyes, but I'm a pigs in the blanket.

    By timb,
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  23. Man, is there anything Superglue CAN'T fix!? Wait, I messed that up. What I'm trying to say is we couldn't save your wife.

    By Shampoodler,
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  24. Who let the dogs out? Honestly why ask when you know it was you who left the gate open, you fckin prick!

    By ProfessorCockington,   
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  25. I ain't afraid of no ghosts, but SOME ghosts? That's a whole different story.

    By theoren_1,
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