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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. A fool and his money are soon part of this complete breakfast.

    By Side Effects May Include,
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  2. I feel the need... the need for Speedy Gonzales!

    By Side Effects May Include,
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  3. The world may remember him as Richard Pryor, but to me he’ll always be Dick Previous.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  4. Dear diary, uh… Wait! That’s not what I meant! I don’t have diarrhea! I swear!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  5. But on the diarrhea thing you have to believe me.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. I never lie about poop…except when I sleep in the barn.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. What?! That's no argument you hatch! That's stir fry!

    By Queef Witherspoon,
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  8. I never take pills except with Bear Grylls.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  9. If there's one thing that puts me off having sex, destroy it immediately and unleash my doomsday fuck machine. 

    By MrMagoo'sDifficultSecondAlbum,
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  10. Peanut butter and jelly don't go together, your tongue is just humoring your laziness.

    By MrMagoo'sDifficultSecondAlbum,
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  11. I browse, you browse, we all browse with eyebrows.

    By ButterBallDink,
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  12. Wakey wakey eggs and bakey, let's go down to the old saw mill and smash glass bottles.

    By pukebreath,
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  13. I’ve said before and I’ll say it again. My grandpa’s brain will not fit in my head since my brain is already there. There’s no room. Sorry, you gotta die gramps.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  14. The only thing we have to fear is my son’s best friend wrecking my ass at the town’s breakdancing competition since that means my wife gets full custody and I’ll never see my son again.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  15. You voted online and it has been decided. Ben and Jerry will never speak to each other ever again. I hope you are happy.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  16. roses are red, violets are blue, your engagement ring should cost at least 3 months of government stimulus

    By Madoff Shitler,
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  17. you call it love, I call it skull fucking mr peanut

    By Madoff Shitler,
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  18. “know her? I hardly banged her” thank you, Mr. Charney. no further questions your honor

    By Madoff Shitler,
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  19. a pickle well earned is a pickle well spent and a pickle up your butt is a pickle twiced ferment

    By Madoff Shitler,
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  20. use offer code “qualified immunity” for your free trial

    By Madoff Shitler,
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  21. Is that cum coming out of your nose?... No, it's not!

    By DefCon2,
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  22. They’re fueling their missiles, but we do have time to fuck around.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. This rock candy could use a little less rock and a little more candy, because I’m just eating gravel.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  24. You don’t have to poop-scoop your dog’s doops; just keep that shit out of my chicken coop.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  25. Hot log is the new hey nong.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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