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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. My name is Scott Aukerman and I did NOT kill all those prostitutes in the seventies.

    By scrotor,
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  2. May we all ride eternal, shitfaced and chrome.

    By SnailFoot77,
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  3. "Skin off corpses is like fruit roll ups for cannibals. Just sayin!"said the condemned man. The warden shrugged and released him from the execution.

    By Kenny J,
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  4. My cup runneth over. Hence the groin injury.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  5. We've secretly replaced today's guest with a cup of instant coffee. Let's see if our engineer notices!

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  6. Still coming to terms with the fact it's not butter. God help me!

    By buttermetwice,
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  7. I'm no prude. I just think it's inappropriate for oboe players to be fingering their instruments.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  8. You've lost that lovin' feelin'? Could be bad circulation. Do you smoke?

    By GeorgeHnasko,
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  9. May all your dreams come true... except for Ryan's. The guy just can't sleep or dream, and he's a total douche.

    By buttermetwice,
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  10. bing bang boom zing zang zoom

    By Juan Compadre,
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  11. Cheer up, chugalug

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. call him the Key-lime Pied-Piper, on account of those privileged pools of humour he garners by the roadside

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. Lamentation: FAIL - I saw you snickering at GramGrams' Memorial!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. Now this may seem like a crazy idea but just roll with me on this one…

    By Juan Compadre,
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  15. Is there an echo in the BUILDING? BUILDing? BUILding? building?

    By Mister Malaka,
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  16. I came here to read the catchphrase and do Comedy Bang! Bang! And I've just ran out of catchphrase!!!

    By Cake Boss!,
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  17. Do you fancy a shag carpet?

    By Cake Boss!,
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  18. "Ehhhh... What's up, Doc!? Well, we are, Marty!" (zoom out to reveal flying car) is way cooler than that "Where we're going we don't need roads" line

    By Cake Boss!,
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  19. I like big butts and I can not lie. I repeat, I can not lie. So do not ask me whether I'm sexually attracted to staplers.

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  20. The weather is an inferno. The traffic was purgatory. But an hour and a half with us is pure paradise. Welcome to the divine Comedy Bang! Bang!

    By be easy on me,
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  21. I came here to type a catchphrase, and I'll be goddamned if I can't remember what it was.

    By be easy on me,
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  22. Never Judge A Man By His Coveralls

    By SteveHalloran,
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  23. The 2nd greatest trick the devil ever pulled was wiggling a pencil to make it look all rubbery. He's not so great with tricks, to be honest.

    By Shampoodler,
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  24. As elected swag lord of the universe, I decree that Argentina no longer exists

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  25. As the president of the united states famously said "oogerly boogerly lets dance"

    By yodellingwalrus,
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